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BananaPeal

@BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works

Older millennial nerd.

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Alvin and the Deeznuts

BananaPeal,
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So Subway sells tacos? You learn something new every day.

BananaPeal,
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A Big Mac is a cake?

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Boil 'em mash 'em stick 'em in a stew

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The reason infinity $100 bills is more valuable than infinity $1 bills: it takes less effort to utilize the money.

Let’s say you want to buy a $275,000 Lamborghini. With $1 bills, you have to transport 275,000 notes to pay for it. That will take time and energy. With $100 bills, you have to transport 2750 notes. That’s 100x fewer, resulting in a more valuable use of time and energy.

Even if you had a magical wallet that weighed the same as a standard wallet and always a had bills of that type available to pull out when you reach in. It’s less energy to reach in a fewer number of times.

Let’s toss in the perspective of the person receiving the money, too. Wouldn’t you rather deal with 2750 notes over 275,000, if it meant the same monetary value? If you keep paying in ones, people will get annoyed. Being seen favorably has value.

Value is about more than money.

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This requires not renting. A luxury not all of us have.

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Amazon will make me so much money that I can afford to hire people to shop other places for me.

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Nice. https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/c17ea014-a209-4089-aa74-9f7bc3166c52.png

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IDK, hailing a taxi is fine in the red area if the elbow is at least slightly bent, wrist rotated, and space between fingers. Extra points if waving.

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This is the right amount of crazy that I’m not sure if it’s honest or parody for this country.

Also: Jesus gets my prayers because he’s in my heart, checkmate atheists.

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Yeah, that’s how I got my current gaming headphones. Drunk me choose decently well.

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Sometimes, in the heart of obsession, it’s forgivable to go source to mouth.

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Make like a tree and get out of here.

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Who’s a good unit of measurement? You are! You are!

BananaPeal,
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Dangerops pregrant sex will it hurt baby top of his head?

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His name is literally Timothy Alan Dick.

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Tim Allen is a Dick.

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Every heard of the word meme?

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I mean it CAN be a job if they also do repairs, landscaping, and/or preventative maintenance. Almost none of them do it though.

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He also needs help with next year’s plans. He’s an elected official, he can’t make decisions by himself.

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I hear it. Off in the distance. It’s the sound of you not giving a fuck. Seek it out.

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Soup season! That explains the dreams where I keep trying to put a chicken into a hot tub.

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You didn’t think ferrets could get any cuter, now you know better.

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