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Bluetooth, (edited )

Our car* insists on being let out to do her business in the garden, even though we have freezing weather and snow. *Cat, thank you autocorrect.

Bluetooth,

“Similar color” yep seems right, “…and texture” wait what?

Bluetooth,

Yeah! I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

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