Bluetooth

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Bluetooth,

Yeah! I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

Bluetooth,

“Similar color” yep seems right, “…and texture” wait what?

Bluetooth, (edited )

Our car* insists on being let out to do her business in the garden, even though we have freezing weather and snow. *Cat, thank you autocorrect.

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