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BudgetBandit, to memes in Me Trying To Use The Internet

We don’t. The way-too-old-to-have-known-the-internet managers do. They want money. Money to their lawn green like a desert. Money to compensate their lack of accomplishments and skills.

BudgetBandit, to memes in Is the cure to male loneliness the Third Impact?

In my understanding they want to kill a part of them. The part that makes them suffer.

BudgetBandit, to asklemmy in Can anyone recommend terrible horror films?

Winnie the Pooh - Blood and Honey

BudgetBandit, to memes in Today and the rest of my LIFE!!!

McFluffington over here occupied the whole other side of the bed.

BudgetBandit, to memes in I did NOT have inner core!

No! No! No! You got it all wrong!

Relative to the mantle it stopped spinning! Like when the earth spins around itself in 24 hours it’s the mantle spinning. Now the core takes 24 hours to spin around itself, while it used to take like 23:50.

It’s like if you’re in a car on the highway and you’re going 80 and someone next to you is going 82 and then suddenly 80 and you assume that they are parking.

BudgetBandit, to memes in Every day we stray further from God's light.

Just put 1 raisin in there to mess up someone’s day.

BudgetBandit, to memes in Every day we stray further from God's light.

I wanted to say “in Austria, they put „Preiselbeerkompott“ on Cordon Bleu and (ChatGPT said it’s called like that:) game like boar and pheasant“

But the European Preiselbeere is just the smaller cousin of the Cranberry, they taste the same.

I figured it’ll help anyone speaking German who reads this, so I typed it out after I got my answers.

BudgetBandit, to memes in This is why I cleverly have no RAM

They even had some hand-braided ram or whatever for systems that abso-fucking-luteley must not fail

BudgetBandit, to memes in That's unfortunate

The only good thing that the Americanization brought is, that, except the French, the world can communicate with each other in English.

BudgetBandit, to mildlyinteresting in My melatonin gummies melted into a super gummy

Ah yes, a super gummy of sweat and faster heart beat!

I don’t do good on melatonin. I tried it, it made it worse.

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