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Cap, to memes in Bye, Felicia
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Missing rung on lower end causes baby to slip out prior to launch half the time. Launch distance is subpar compared to other yeet machines.

I know it was made for Victorian babies but mine is Edwardian. One out of five stars, would not recommend.

Cap, to memes in THICC
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Asked her out but she gave me the cold shoulder :(

Cap, to memes in California in a nutshell
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I don't see the nutshell.

Cap, to memes in You can even leave your doors unlocked and let your guard down.
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It's nice until you have to go to the store.

Cap, to lemmyshitpost in That's certainly one way to smooth things out...
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I see nothing but winners here.

Cap, to memes in Father. I hunger
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Hello. Yes, I'd like one nightmare for the evening, please.

Cap, to risa in Kling Of The Hill
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This skull of Gowron is supposed to stay white for twenty years. What's it been, seventeen, eighteen? Peggy, where's that receipt?

Cap, to memes in The future is now
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When I see one of these I immediately go for my pants. I'd rather have a damp thigh for 10 minutes than deal with this thing.

Cap, to asklemmy in Circumcised men, how do you feel about your parents having mutilated your penis without your consent?
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TL;DR: Don't care

Was a baby when it was done so don't remember any of it. Been this way my whole life so have nothing to compare it to. Never bothered me, never was a topic of conversation, and nobody ever cared...probably because it is extremely common where I live.

Cap, to thefarside in 21 December 2023
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No shoes, lives in a tree, animal skin clothes, but somehow has access to an optometrist.

Cap, to lemmyshitpost in Really any holiday
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Well...spit it back out I guess.

Cap, to memes in Simpler times
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Hose water was the best tasting water. Must of been all them chemicals. If I die young, avenge me, take down Big Hose.

Cap, to memes in So Shiny
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Mine is the infinity debt stone.

Cap, to memes in Useless white circle
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At first I thought that circle was just another one of those straws.

Cap, to thefarside in 21 December 2023
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@tigeruppercut Definitely a typo on my end and not a clever pun. Won't edit it though, let the world see my mistakes!

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