Carlo

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Carlo,

I mean it’s gotta be well past the “best by” date at this point. Any sensible person would have thrown it out long ago. Otherwise it’ll stink up your fridge something awful.

Carlo,

Hamas missiles target military installations, not civilians.

Hey, I agree with most of what you’re saying in this thread, but that seems disingenuous. First of all, Hamas seems to have developed a home-grown rocket manufacturing capability, undoubtedly with the support of the IRGC. While they probably hold some precision-guided munitions in reserve, they’ve yet to demonstrate that. So, at present, any reference to Hamas missiles is moot.

Moreover, Hamas has, in recent days, specifically targeted Israeli civilians. Setting aside any partisan reporting, there is overwhelming evidence that Hamas intentionally murdered hundreds of civilians. That being the case, your imprecation that

Hamas missiles target military installations

seems pretty disingenuous.

Is Bibi the good guy here? Of fucking course not. Aside from widely-reported ‘intelligence failures’, he’s on the record supporting Hamas, in order to prop up his own fascist regime. If anyone’s more guilty than Hamas, it’s fucking Netanyahu.

Carlo,

Yea sometimes I’m pretty dumb.

Not at all! I just can’t resist making a dumb joke, if I see one lying around. 🖖

Carlo, (edited )

crossing the borders of LA, TX, AK.

Zounds, a collider over 3000 miles wide would have been quite the achievement! Here’s hoping they get back to it; that’s gotta be worth a ton of science points.

Carlo,

Yeah, living in Texas, I’ll seize any opportunity to wear a sweater or jacket that stays in the closet during our 10ish months of summer. You just miss out on so much accessorizing when it’s this damn hot all the time!

Carlo,

You mean, to counteract the air conditioner? As a fellow resident of these southern United States, I can’t imagine it would be necessary otherwise.

Carlo,

Ok, but for real, though? Actually, that’s a good idea. Factory chicken farms are already grotesque, but if we bring in Cronenberg and the ghost of H.R. Giger to design these monstrosities, it’ll put people off eating it entirely.

Not a veggo for the record; I just feel like I probably should be.

Carlo,

I love it when my tags are vindicated. Here I had you tagged as ‘tasteless asshat’, and I clearly couldn’t have been more right.

Carlo,

I use Sync, but I’m pretty sure there are multiple apps and/or browser extensions that will do it for you.

Carlo,

You can get browser extensions that change your user agent string, which websites use to fingerprint you. So you’re just spoofing a different browser/OS. I use this one.

Carlo,

Ugh, Pearson’s the worst. Have you tried a user agent switcher? I seem to recall that working when I last had to deal with their crap.

Carlo,

I mean, based on these other examples, it seems like a real monkey’s paw situation. We’d probably just get a few more asshat billionaires out of it.

Carlo,

It doesn’t have the same connotation for everybody, obviously. As a resident of the southern US, it’s just an everyday phrase, and doesn’t carry any “trying to seem cool” baggage.

Carlo,

Give her a break, she doesn’t want a lot.

Carlo,

In the final (unseen) panel, the keeper is fired after killing Jason off, and countless screaming Argonauts.

Carlo,

I will downvote every iteration of this stupid minions meme, regardless of whether or not it is formatted correctly. I’m sick to death of it. I’m well aware that nobody else gives a shit, and why should they? As long as I’m soapboxing about nonsense, I feel the same way about “____ has entered the chat

Further bulletins as events warrant.

Carlo,

I like to think of it as unlocking new thought technologies. Like a tech tree in a 4x game. Sometimes you have mental breakthroughs that legitimately open up new options. I recommend getting really stoned and talking to yourself in a mirror. Also, Disco Elysium.

Carlo,

Infesting in your kids’ ears and nesting!

Carlo,

I’d really prefer the plain hard boiled eggs, maybe with a bit of salt. Nothing against the devil, per se, but their eggs are gross imo.

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