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ChicoSuave, to asklemmy in If you could go back in time and stop any one person or group's musical career, who or what would it be?

Outside the box: Robert Elliot, a charter pilot who flew and killed Jim Croce by crashing into a tree on takeoff. Pilot error was found to be the cause as the overweight 57 year old pilot was unable to drive to the airport so ran for 3 miles, from his motel to the hangar, to be on time for the flight. The run exacerbated his coronary artery disease, causing him to tunnel vision and not see the tree.

ChicoSuave, to lemmyshitpost in I will not say twice

Poor, forgotten cassowary.

ChicoSuave, to risa in I hope this ship holds together!

Or how about when a car is overheating and you turn on the heater for that extra bit of heat capacity?

ChicoSuave, to lemmyshitpost in when the woke librals 😔😔

Thor would probably thinks he knows God or actually does and is mad that the guy owes him money or got credit for a bunch of shit he didn’t do.

ChicoSuave, to risa in Starts as a first officer ends as a waiter

Her voice is clear on that gif

ChicoSuave, to risa in Starts as a first officer ends as a waiter

Never be another computer quite like Majel.

ChicoSuave, to lemmyshitpost in King shit

Reminds me of DuckTales

ChicoSuave, (edited ) to asklemmy in My English Breakfast tea states it contains 2g of protein.

Tazo often gets fancy with the spices. Are there any other ingredients listed?

ChicoSuave, to memes in If you aint first your last!

Are you not going to give up being king until you slam into a guardrail and give up the title? Cause that’s how Mario Kart works.

ChicoSuave, to risa in If X was a sandwich: Spock

Tendi knows tendy

ChicoSuave, to lemmyshitpost in Beef Liners

Oberto is beefy luxury. Soft and absorbent.

ChicoSuave, to memes in Dating

Many guys don’t realize but a spectrum lady is perfect. They get to the point, tell you when something is wrong, and are excellent listeners. They also have incredibly complex hobbies that seem really simple, like knitting or baking, that can pay off for helpers around them as snacks and gifts. If you ever felt you didn’t find the person who speaks to you, think different.

ChicoSuave, to lemmyshitpost in If only it was like that

Fahrenheit is like school grades: 60 is minimum tolerance and beyond 100 adds nothing but misery.

ChicoSuave, to memes in They shipped him in from Italy

I always thought his last name was Krowave

ChicoSuave, to asklemmy in Should I wait for the "Snyder cut" (director's cut) of Rebel Moon?

But this is streaming and Zach Snyder was hired on the premise that he delivers his vision. There is no studio jumping in to make cuts.

Studios view the movie as a product. This process has a physical requirement to consume it of 2 hours. The point of cuts is to have more screenings in one room rather than hiring 2 rooms to show the movie. That studio integrity is met with frustration when they keep a movie as the director intended and the theater has 4 screening per day because it’s a 3 hour movie with 15 minutes between showings for cleaning.

Movie theaters are also putting pressure on the studio for short movies because they want people to move through the theater. Movie theaters don’t care about what they show as long as it brings in bodies who will eat and drink concessions. The movies are the feed and people are the cattle to be processed as quickly as possible.

The theaters want a shorter movie and the studio wants a shorter movie, so really the only person who can hold up the idea of a long movie is the director with the promise the movie will guarantee repeat viewings despite the smaller number of screenings. And Zach Snyder can’t make that promise.

His movies are the narrative equivalent of a Michael Bay movie - except Bay has better narrative and understands how to build tension. Snyder is incapable of making a low budget movie about genuine people. He is only talented when picking the color of blaster shots. His characters are trash. His plots are boring. His camera work nearly incomprehensible. There is no amount of work he can do to make his original cut work because there is nothing of substance that was cut out.

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