Starkstruck, That’s basically what it looks like after a heavy night.
CherenkovBlue, This is horrifying. As a woman, I am laughing my ass off, full score!
PrimarilyPrimate, Teriyucky flavored!
MacNCheezus, Putting some flavor on those meat curtains
Tylerdurdon, Would be a pretty iron flavored jerky. I guess it would be juicy though, and feeling that juice flowing through your mouth would make up for it.
DagonPie, I love how many down arrows the shitposts get. Like all those people dont understand what a shitpost is.
ininewcrow, Jesus … this freaking post … and these comments
HootinNHollerin, Quality shitpost
JimmyBigSausage, Reminds me of Mad Magazine in the 70’s.
RattlerSix, I’ve laughed at some dumb shit over the course of my life, but damn
Imgonnatrythis, I pulled a piece of steak out of my dog’s mouth once except after I got it out of his mouth it wasn’t steak, it was a pad that looked precisely like this. I wish I had enough time to do therapy.
ininewcrow, I also need a therapist after reading that … and a masseuse to massage my abdomen from the belly laugh it just gave me.
I_Fart_Glitter, A friend of mind used to have to warn people not to leave any period products in the bathroom trash, but to take them all the way to the outside bins because his dog was mad for them. Every once in a while we’d hear “Oh shit! Ralphie got a popsicle!” and then everyone would chase the dog around trying to snatch the tampon dangling out of his mouth while the person whose vagina it came out of tried not to die of shame and/or laughter.
dingus, (edited ) Yeah, it’s a lot more common than you’d think. My mom’s dog is like that as well. Been quite a few embarrassing times unfortunately.
I_Fart_Glitter, It sucks because it’s horribly dangerous for the dog, every kind of period product is super likely to cause blockages, so you can’t just cringe and ignore it when they run away with one.
Catoblepas, I used to wake up from nights of heavy bleeding with pads that didn’t look entirely dissimilar to that.
Thank fuck for testosterone!
LemmyFeed, No thanks, I’m good.
kersploosh,
eran_morad, Wtf
cashews_best_nut, This makes me feel sick
balderdash9, Welcome to shitposting lmao
EdibleFriend, Like when you eat too much?
Encinos, How do I delete someone else’s comment and their username?
EdibleFriend, I wish I could tag people like on RES so I would remember to remind you about this every time I see you.
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