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Chrisosaur, to asklemmy in If you could have one small thing as a superpower. What would it be and why?

You’re suddenly a superstar athlete making tens of millions of dollars. I think we have to disqualify you from the game on those grounds.

Chrisosaur, to asklemmy in What is the craziest thing that's ever happened in your life?

That’s exactly what it was. But the sheer odds of them settling on my house the same day as I worked a game a fair distance away at a park that happened to be in their path to their new home? Pretty fucking high.

Chrisosaur, to asklemmy in What's something you'd change in men's fashion, given the chance?

No more untucking! I don’t want to worry about showing off my gut every time I raise my arms.

Chrisosaur, to asklemmy in What's something you'd change in men's fashion, given the chance?

Fuck the haters. Buy what you like.

Chrisosaur, to asklemmy in What is the craziest thing that's ever happened in your life?

I’m getting ready to umpire a ballgame when I’m like 20. Come out of the room five minutes before game time, and both teams have gone sprinting to the dugouts because this massive swarm of wasps (bees? Maybe bees… it was over 20 years ago) came buzzing right over the field the game was supposed to be on. Heading southeast. Partner and I nope back into the room for a while.

Anyways. The insects continue on doing whatever wasp- (or bee-) like activities they were doing and we play the game.

Game goes well. I get changed and go home. Home is somewhere between 5-10 km southeast of the ballpark.

As I park and get out I notice that the family is freaking out. Swarm of wasps (or bees) had just buzzed their way over from the northwest and taken up residence in one of the walls of our carport.

Chrisosaur, to asklemmy in What is the craziest thing that's ever happened in your life?

Well?? Did it help??

Chrisosaur, to asklemmy in What's it like working night shift?

If it’s straight nights it might not be too bad. I worked 2 days/2 nights/4 off for about 13 years and I would not go back now that I’m in a 9-5.

Unless you’re getting decent compensation for it, I would try and find something else. Humans just aren’t nocturnal.

Chrisosaur, to asklemmy in Does the reddit style format breed toxicity?

I don’t think our points are mutually exclusive. Small sites can be shitty while the trend remains that sites get shittier as they get bigger.

Chrisosaur, to asklemmy in Does the reddit style format breed toxicity?

Got ‘em!

Chrisosaur, to asklemmy in Does the reddit style format breed toxicity?

Go buy a vowel ya fuckin prick.

Chrisosaur, to asklemmy in Does the reddit style format breed toxicity?

Fuck you. Imma tear down your fucking walls, Gorbachof.

Chrisosaur, to asklemmy in Does the reddit style format breed toxicity?

People breed toxicity, especially if you disagree with them. The more people a site has, the shittier it is. People suck.

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