Chrisosaur

@Chrisosaur@startrek.website

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Chrisosaur,

You’re suddenly a superstar athlete making tens of millions of dollars. I think we have to disqualify you from the game on those grounds.

Chrisosaur,

Fuck the haters. Buy what you like.

Chrisosaur,

No more untucking! I don’t want to worry about showing off my gut every time I raise my arms.

Chrisosaur,

Well?? Did it help??

Chrisosaur,

I’m getting ready to umpire a ballgame when I’m like 20. Come out of the room five minutes before game time, and both teams have gone sprinting to the dugouts because this massive swarm of wasps (bees? Maybe bees… it was over 20 years ago) came buzzing right over the field the game was supposed to be on. Heading southeast. Partner and I nope back into the room for a while.

Anyways. The insects continue on doing whatever wasp- (or bee-) like activities they were doing and we play the game.

Game goes well. I get changed and go home. Home is somewhere between 5-10 km southeast of the ballpark.

As I park and get out I notice that the family is freaking out. Swarm of wasps (or bees) had just buzzed their way over from the northwest and taken up residence in one of the walls of our carport.

Chrisosaur,

That’s exactly what it was. But the sheer odds of them settling on my house the same day as I worked a game a fair distance away at a park that happened to be in their path to their new home? Pretty fucking high.

Chrisosaur,

If it’s straight nights it might not be too bad. I worked 2 days/2 nights/4 off for about 13 years and I would not go back now that I’m in a 9-5.

Unless you’re getting decent compensation for it, I would try and find something else. Humans just aren’t nocturnal.

Does the reddit style format breed toxicity?

Does the reddit style format inherently make for a toxic environment? Or is it a culture of toxicity from the influx of reditors? For lack of a beter example, on stackoverflow, when someone down votes you, it comes with a comment saying how to improve. On mastodon, people can’t downvote you. These platforms are a joy to use,...

Chrisosaur,

People breed toxicity, especially if you disagree with them. The more people a site has, the shittier it is. People suck.

Chrisosaur,

Fuck you. Imma tear down your fucking walls, Gorbachof.

Chrisosaur,

Go buy a vowel ya fuckin prick.

Chrisosaur,

Got ‘em!

Chrisosaur,

I don’t think our points are mutually exclusive. Small sites can be shitty while the trend remains that sites get shittier as they get bigger.

Helvedeshunden, to asklemmy

Which gadget makes your life better?

For me, it's a bidet toilet seat. I bought one that didn't really fit as well as I hoped, so now I am shopping for a v2 based on experience. I don't want to live without one going forward. That's for sure.

Chrisosaur,

Bidet attachments are like $50–100 on amazon, installable with very little know-how, and your family is under no obligation to use it.

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