pseudonym,

Shark hands, because it would be awesome

CurlyWurlies4All,
@CurlyWurlies4All@prxs.site avatar

Superhuman patience.

Ashigaru,
@Ashigaru@kbin.social avatar

I'd like to be able to double jump, platform video game-style. Mostly pointless in daily life, but imagine how good it would feel?

CanadaPlus,

One of the biggest ones that still classifies as small?

festus,

Cleaning up / scrubbing / etc. is as effortless as it appears on commercials.

VelvetStorm,

Any species of insect of my choosing within 12 inches of my body instantly die and I can activate or deactivate this power at will.

Or the ability to be fresh out of the shower and perfectly dried off clean instantly whenever I choose.

mosiacmango, (edited )

The abilty to change the color of anything.

Anything that would be improved by paint is on the table at a thought.

Likely way to powerful in a combat sense. You could tag enemy combatiants on a battlefield in dayglo orange or turn the whole landscape into that zebra ship paint they used in ww2. Hell, you could just turn everything bright white during the day and black at night except the enemy. Would be a nightmare.

Still, really neat.

DrQuint,

An infinite money credit card would be pretty small, I think.

But I get it. I would honestly just pick an ability like being able to match other people’s problems with the ideal solution if one already exists closeby. So, say, someone comes to me looking for a job, and I just magically happen to know exactly of a phone number for a company that needs them. Someone looking for love, and I just happen to know that if we walk down a certain street and make a certain joke, someone else will overhear and love it. I would eventually have a reputation.

Zippythezigzag,

I want an audibe achievment fanfare everytime something i do goes according to plan.

IlliteratiDomine,
@IlliteratiDomine@infosec.pub avatar

I may already have that power. It’s hard to tell.

Treatyoself,

Exactly once a month, I find a 20 on the ground. It can be anytime of the month and it can only be once a month. How great a feeling to find a 20 on the ground and no one is around?

The 20s are coming from scumbag people like jerks who don’t pick up their dogs poop or are mean to customer service people.

DrQuint,

Why not once a day? You’d still not be making much out of it and I think there’s enough assholes that you’re not making much of a dent to the asshole flux.

doctortofu, (edited )
@doctortofu@reddthat.com avatar

The ability to control the temperature (and perhaps humidity and/or composition too) of air within 1mm of my body. Like a personal air conditioner. Would make going outside right now so much more bearable, pretty sure it would help with sleep too… Sigh, one can dream…

zkfcfbzr,

Any insect that touches my skin realizes the error of its ways and peacefully leaves me alone.

radix,
@radix@lemm.ee avatar

How about any insect that smells you? I don’t want curious insects all over me even if only for a second.

Crackhappy,
@Crackhappy@lemmy.world avatar

I already have this power.

200ok,

Every morning when I wake up my clothes and dishes from yesterday are cleaned and put away

DreamerOfImprobableDreams,

And every Saturday morning, all the clothes vanish from my hamper and re-appear clean and hung up in my closet / folded in my drawers!

Veritrax,

I’d take perfect aim when throwing something. You always hit the garbage can, you’re unstoppable playing darts. You never miss flinging a playing card at your friends.

Chrisosaur,

You’re suddenly a superstar athlete making tens of millions of dollars. I think we have to disqualify you from the game on those grounds.

anarchoplayworker,
@anarchoplayworker@lemmy.world avatar

The ability to know if a fruit is going to taste good just by holding it. Perhaps being able to experience the taste of it (when it ripens) by holding it. Perhaps also being able to tell peak ripeness. But that may be op. I’d settle for the first part.

radix,
@radix@lemm.ee avatar

Is it weird that I can already do this with peaches, nectarines, and clementine oranges?

anarchoplayworker,
@anarchoplayworker@lemmy.world avatar

Really‽ I’m so impressed. You must be some kind of superhero.

radix,
@radix@lemm.ee avatar

Happens when you eat about ten oranges every winter day and five peaches every summer day as a child.

(Also, nice use of the interrobang! Been a while since I’ve seen it.)

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