CyanFen,

Remote restroom usage

Cmot_Dibbler,
@Cmot_Dibbler@lemmy.world avatar

Your wish is granted. Here is a box of extra absorbent adult diapers.

ForgetReddit,

Perfect for concerts

floofloof,

Undo button.

rclkrtrzckr,

Oooooh yeaaaah!

bappity,
@bappity@lemmy.world avatar

what if you go back too much and accidentally undo your birth

Cruxifux,

Good.

bappity,
@bappity@lemmy.world avatar

same tbh

lazylion_ca,

I’d never know.

Noetic97,
@Noetic97@lemmy.world avatar

The ability to know exactly where anything I think of is located.

lazylion_ca,

Hoffa?

Noetic97,
@Noetic97@lemmy.world avatar

I’m definitely thinking historic lost treasure hunter would be an amazing career!

Ichi_matsu,

[Breathing Intensifies]

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VelvetStorm,

You could make some serious money with this power. You could find anyone’s lost pet or keepsake.

Squirrel,
@Squirrel@thelemmy.club avatar

You could also find missing people. This one has serious potential for good. Realistically, though, the CIA (or your country’s equivalent) would take you into custody and force you to do their bidding.

raltoid,

Not to mention the regular occurances of people asking you to locate something they’ve stuck inside themselves.

overzeetop,
@overzeetop@lemmy.world avatar

Is breathing underwater too exceptional? I’d settle for charging batteries by holding them, or the ability to revive/kill plants that I touch (my choice, not some random thing or King Midas curse)

ProvokedGamer,
@ProvokedGamer@lemmy.ml avatar

I’d pick charging batteries while holding them as well except only if it doesn’t affect the battery health of the battery. I’d never have to charge my phone again.

overzeetop,
@overzeetop@lemmy.world avatar

Phone, flashlight, gaming system, headphones, laptop, jump start cars, watch (though the Apple Watch wouldn’t be compatible with my super power…same as in real life with all normal chargers).

The real question is if it would transfer energy magically, or would I experience a calorie deficit. That could go both ways in my book.

HUMAN_TRASH,

I’d be down for the calorie deficit, it’s like 2 powers in one

thrawn21,
@thrawn21@lemmy.world avatar

As someone trying to diet, 100% the calorie deficit 😖

Pok,

Your purpose in life is now to supply power to the grid. At first it’ll be great, you’re celebrated as a neat way to keep the baseline juice coming as fossil fuels phase out. Then you’re asked to stay back a few hours as there’s a shortfall predicted, you oblige out of duty. Then one day you wake up in a drugged daze, strapped to a giant battery, your nutritional needs piped directly to your bloodstream as scientists ever so carefully cut you open to try and figure out how this works, because despite their best efforts to keep your wrecked body alive, one day you will die, and the utter reliance of the grid on your free energy will die with it, and with that kick off the downfall of humanity.

mockingben,

Have you published anything?

JoeClu,
@JoeClu@lemmy.world avatar

Invisibility, with ability to hide IR and sound and can make recording video cameras invisible too. I’d expose all the corrupt politicians, judges, and CEOs!

chaogomu,

That's a fairly major power. The question was about a small thing as a power.

Like the ability to know what judges and politicians are corrupt... From reading the newspaper and their court filings, because they already tell everyone that they're corrupt, like all the time. It's not hidden, it's just next to impossible to get people to care about it. Or to get the right people to care about it.

Like, look at Clarence Thomas, the fucker is corrupt as all hell, and since the Republicans don't care, nothing can really be done. Because it's technically not illegal, and Republicans are blocking any form of Ethics reform.

ZagamTheVile,

I’d like to be able to give people arch cramps by making eye contact and saying “bipity bopity boo” quietly.

overzeetop,
@overzeetop@lemmy.world avatar

We’re all here think of good things; you’re plotting nefarious powers.

bappity,
@bappity@lemmy.world avatar

the ability to know the right thing to say in every conversation

draconik,

That's way too op

bappity,
@bappity@lemmy.world avatar

ok debuff maybe, it’s the right thing according to the current time period moral standards and not based on what I want to say

Ataraxia,
@Ataraxia@lemmy.world avatar

Social engineering. I use it to get people to listen to be so they don’t die.

lazylion_ca,

I was thinking the inability to speak falsehoods would be useful for troubleshooting. “The problem is with the router.” Nope. Not the router. “The problem is with the modem.”…

Sterile_Technique,
@Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world avatar

To actually fall asleep within a few minutes of laying in bed, and stay asleep until I actually need/want to be awake.

Cruxifux,

I used to have insomnia that came from anxiety about my future (I’m guessing.) When I started doing carpentry and started truly exhausting my body I gained the ability to sleep ANYWHERE ANY TIME FOR HOWEVER LONG I WANTED.

It’s seriously amazing. I’m 33 now and don’t have to work quite as hard, plus am used to the long shifts that are hard on your body. I can still sleep pretty much whenever, wherever.

I flew to England once (it was like a 14 hour flight) and seriously slept the entire time. I didn’t even have a window seat.

Sterile_Technique,
@Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world avatar

I did residential construction for a couple years, then 4 in the military, so no stranger to physical exhaustion… Insomnia hit even in those times.

The only way to predictably get a decent chunk of sleep is to kind of bank hours in the days leading up to it. Like if get 0 to maybe 3 hours per night through the work week, I’ll sleep like a baby come Saturday.

Never been on meds for it. Was afraid to report it when I was active duty (fucking stupid) and now my rating isn’t high enough to cover prescriptions and I don’t have regular health insurance so… can’t afford them. :-/

Today,

I’ve used ambien and that L one. Benefit/negatives = not worth it. My husband and friends switched to trazodone (safer and cheaper) and really like it. I’ve learned to put myself to sleep quickly by focusing hard on relaxing each body part for 3 breaths, starting with feet, ankles, lower legs, … When i wake up in the middle of the night it’s harder, but i can usually do it if i concentrate. Oh, when I’m really struggling, adding cannabis helps.

Socialphilosopher,

I wouldn’t advise you to get depressed with this superpower. 🙂

oSillyScope,

I have this power, and it is in fact… super

blightbow,
@blightbow@kbin.social avatar

A friend of mine does too.

I'm ready to form a supervillain league with the sole motivation of performing unethical research experiments on your kind. This power must be brought to the masses!

PlasmaDistortion,

I have it too. It took me a few years to figure it out but now I average 12 minutes to fall asleep and can sometimes do it in less than 3.

Crackhappy,
@Crackhappy@lemmy.world avatar

I have this one too.

blightbow,
@blightbow@kbin.social avatar

Ability to force anyone to objectively confront their own cognitive dissonance by maintaining eye contact.

Possibly too powerful. Some heads may spontaneously combust from a lifetime of preferring their own reality.

paperclipgroove, (edited )

Ok but to balance it: it forces you to confront your own on the topic as well.

That would force you to selectively use it since often times reality is somewhere between our personal view of it and other opposing views.

Chose the wrong situation and you'll both be crying in the corner with shatter worlds. Chose the ones where the people are truly disconnected from reality and perhaps you'll change their lives - hopefully for the better.

blightbow,
@blightbow@kbin.social avatar

Ok but to balance it: it forces you to confront your own on the topic as well.

I was actually tempted to include that in the original, but I didn't want to belabor it. :)

I'm fine with this, and would prefer it that way.

constnt,

That’s a new word. Thanks!

rishabh,

There’s some good English around Lemmy. Finally, a good crowd!

noksucow,

Lie detection

Tedesche,

Kill every insect within 10 yards of me with a thought.

TheGiantKorean,
@TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world avatar

The ability to know exactly the right thing to say at any given time. Because I often do the opposite right now.

rclkrtrzckr,

Sounds like ADHD familiar. Maybe just think a second before saying something, then say the opposite (or anything appropriate) . Problem solved.

snooggums,
@snooggums@kbin.social avatar

Nope, over thinking it has the same result. Still wrong.

rclkrtrzckr,

‘Baby think twice’

ManWithAHammer,

The ability to fall asleep instantly, anywhere, and choose exactly how long to sleep… And get a full rest regardless of how long that is.

BananaPeal,
@BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works avatar

There ability to fall asleep instantly, anywhere…

I used to have that back when I started work at 4am… Oh wait, you meant voluntarily.

puppy,

If you get a full rest regardless of the sleep length, why sleep for more than a minute or two?

Future203,

Airplane rides

lazylion_ca,

I’d be too tempted to take a 10 year nap.

bappity,
@bappity@lemmy.world avatar

Skyrim IRL

mspoison,
@mspoison@kbin.social avatar

ability to spawn $100,000,000,000 into my bank account at any time :)

ahal,

To get my kids to fall asleep at their bed time.

mycoxadril,

You’re thinking too small. You’ve got to ask to have your kids do everything you ask them to do.

So you say bedtime, they go to sleep. You say sit still and quiet for this particular moment, they listen. You say look here and smile, bam, instant beautiful family picture.

I’d settle for them listening after the third time I asked them to do something. I’m not greedy.

For the sleep thing, melatonin is magical. 1/4 of a 1mg melatonin chewable is barely anything but it’ll knock them out because they think it’s supposed to. I could switch to gummy bears now and I bet it would still work on them.

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