Num10ck,

i could see lies

riskable,
@riskable@programming.dev avatar

Even better would be to make people’s lies visible to everyone.

“Something’s going on with this politician! It looks like he’s sweating literal bullshit all over his face! Oh my God the smell! The smell is awful! Oh the humanity!”

rclkrtrzckr,

I’d like to relax people around me, make them happy and communicative. Imagine entering public transport during rush hour, and all of a sudden, everyone around you puts away the phone and people start to talk to eachother, with a smile on their face.

AstroTravellin,

Put some MDMA in a spray bottle.

VelvetStorm,

That’s my nightmare scenario. I just want to get where I’m going with as little interaction as possible 90% of the time.

Crackhappy,
@Crackhappy@lemmy.world avatar

When extrovert and introvert collide.

rclkrtrzckr,

That’s the whole point of this superpower. No nightmares.

Sabre363,

But some of us get stressed out when people try to talk to us.

rclkrtrzckr,

If you’re there, you’ll enjoy the conversation :) Superpower, remember?

Forestwalking,

Only needing an hour or two of sleep per night, but getting all the rejuvenating effects of a perfect night’s sleep. I hope I would be productive with that time.

bappity,
@bappity@lemmy.world avatar

I would ABUSE this power

VelvetStorm,

Why not just get rid of the need for sleep all together but still have the ability to sleep when you want if you want to?

atlasraven31,

Add +1 to the Credit Score of anyone I positively interact with.

Leon,

I could save so much time if I could tell how much voltage is in a circuit just by touching it

lazylion_ca,

Oh that’s easy:

A little.

A lot.

TOO MUCH!

radix,
@radix@lemm.ee avatar

Isn’t it unsafe to touch a circuit?

(Or is that the joke?)

blazera,
@blazera@kbin.social avatar

the ability to just barely lose any match.

ada,
@ada@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Not needing to sleep.

i_shot_the_sherry,

Being able to choose the best fruits/vegetables when shopping for groceries. No more moldy Avocados.

I know that there are indicators that I can already use to determine this, but I want to be able to just pick the best ones every time on first try without even thinking or touching them all.

Britches,

The ability to sneeze and get the relief even if the feeling fades.

aesopjah,

Weak earth-bending. Like just enough to like dig garden furrows or build sand castles. Even at the same speed that it would take with hand tools it would be pretty fun to mess around with.

anarchoplayworker,
@anarchoplayworker@lemmy.world avatar

The ability to know if a fruit is going to taste good just by holding it. Perhaps being able to experience the taste of it (when it ripens) by holding it. Perhaps also being able to tell peak ripeness. But that may be op. I’d settle for the first part.

radix,
@radix@lemm.ee avatar

Is it weird that I can already do this with peaches, nectarines, and clementine oranges?

anarchoplayworker,
@anarchoplayworker@lemmy.world avatar

Really‽ I’m so impressed. You must be some kind of superhero.

radix,
@radix@lemm.ee avatar

Happens when you eat about ten oranges every winter day and five peaches every summer day as a child.

(Also, nice use of the interrobang! Been a while since I’ve seen it.)

Veritrax,

I’d take perfect aim when throwing something. You always hit the garbage can, you’re unstoppable playing darts. You never miss flinging a playing card at your friends.

Chrisosaur,

You’re suddenly a superstar athlete making tens of millions of dollars. I think we have to disqualify you from the game on those grounds.

200ok,

Every morning when I wake up my clothes and dishes from yesterday are cleaned and put away

DreamerOfImprobableDreams,

And every Saturday morning, all the clothes vanish from my hamper and re-appear clean and hung up in my closet / folded in my drawers!

zkfcfbzr,

Any insect that touches my skin realizes the error of its ways and peacefully leaves me alone.

radix,
@radix@lemm.ee avatar

How about any insect that smells you? I don’t want curious insects all over me even if only for a second.

Crackhappy,
@Crackhappy@lemmy.world avatar

I already have this power.

doctortofu, (edited )
@doctortofu@reddthat.com avatar

The ability to control the temperature (and perhaps humidity and/or composition too) of air within 1mm of my body. Like a personal air conditioner. Would make going outside right now so much more bearable, pretty sure it would help with sleep too… Sigh, one can dream…

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