Treatyoself,

Exactly once a month, I find a 20 on the ground. It can be anytime of the month and it can only be once a month. How great a feeling to find a 20 on the ground and no one is around?

The 20s are coming from scumbag people like jerks who don’t pick up their dogs poop or are mean to customer service people.

DrQuint,

Why not once a day? You’d still not be making much out of it and I think there’s enough assholes that you’re not making much of a dent to the asshole flux.

Zippythezigzag,

I want an audibe achievment fanfare everytime something i do goes according to plan.

IlliteratiDomine,
@IlliteratiDomine@infosec.pub avatar

I may already have that power. It’s hard to tell.

DrQuint,

An infinite money credit card would be pretty small, I think.

But I get it. I would honestly just pick an ability like being able to match other people’s problems with the ideal solution if one already exists closeby. So, say, someone comes to me looking for a job, and I just magically happen to know exactly of a phone number for a company that needs them. Someone looking for love, and I just happen to know that if we walk down a certain street and make a certain joke, someone else will overhear and love it. I would eventually have a reputation.

mosiacmango, (edited )

The abilty to change the color of anything.

Anything that would be improved by paint is on the table at a thought.

Likely way to powerful in a combat sense. You could tag enemy combatiants on a battlefield in dayglo orange or turn the whole landscape into that zebra ship paint they used in ww2. Hell, you could just turn everything bright white during the day and black at night except the enemy. Would be a nightmare.

Still, really neat.

VelvetStorm,

Any species of insect of my choosing within 12 inches of my body instantly die and I can activate or deactivate this power at will.

Or the ability to be fresh out of the shower and perfectly dried off clean instantly whenever I choose.

festus,

Cleaning up / scrubbing / etc. is as effortless as it appears on commercials.

CanadaPlus,

One of the biggest ones that still classifies as small?

Ashigaru,
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I'd like to be able to double jump, platform video game-style. Mostly pointless in daily life, but imagine how good it would feel?

CurlyWurlies4All,
@CurlyWurlies4All@prxs.site avatar

Superhuman patience.

pseudonym,

Shark hands, because it would be awesome

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