Leon,

I could save so much time if I could tell how much voltage is in a circuit just by touching it

lazylion_ca,

Oh that’s easy:

A little.

A lot.

TOO MUCH!

radix,
@radix@lemm.ee avatar

Isn’t it unsafe to touch a circuit?

(Or is that the joke?)

atlasraven31,

Add +1 to the Credit Score of anyone I positively interact with.

Num10ck,

i could see lies

riskable,
@riskable@programming.dev avatar

Even better would be to make people’s lies visible to everyone.

“Something’s going on with this politician! It looks like he’s sweating literal bullshit all over his face! Oh my God the smell! The smell is awful! Oh the humanity!”

Tedesche,

Kill every insect within 10 yards of me with a thought.

i_shot_the_sherry,

Being able to choose the best fruits/vegetables when shopping for groceries. No more moldy Avocados.

I know that there are indicators that I can already use to determine this, but I want to be able to just pick the best ones every time on first try without even thinking or touching them all.

JoeClu,
@JoeClu@lemmy.world avatar

Invisibility, with ability to hide IR and sound and can make recording video cameras invisible too. I’d expose all the corrupt politicians, judges, and CEOs!

chaogomu,

That's a fairly major power. The question was about a small thing as a power.

Like the ability to know what judges and politicians are corrupt... From reading the newspaper and their court filings, because they already tell everyone that they're corrupt, like all the time. It's not hidden, it's just next to impossible to get people to care about it. Or to get the right people to care about it.

Like, look at Clarence Thomas, the fucker is corrupt as all hell, and since the Republicans don't care, nothing can really be done. Because it's technically not illegal, and Republicans are blocking any form of Ethics reform.

DrQuint,

An infinite money credit card would be pretty small, I think.

But I get it. I would honestly just pick an ability like being able to match other people’s problems with the ideal solution if one already exists closeby. So, say, someone comes to me looking for a job, and I just magically happen to know exactly of a phone number for a company that needs them. Someone looking for love, and I just happen to know that if we walk down a certain street and make a certain joke, someone else will overhear and love it. I would eventually have a reputation.

ada,
@ada@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Not needing to sleep.

blazera,
@blazera@kbin.social avatar

the ability to just barely lose any match.

mspoison,
@mspoison@kbin.social avatar

ability to spawn $100,000,000,000 into my bank account at any time :)

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