VelvetStorm,

Any species of insect of my choosing within 12 inches of my body instantly die and I can activate or deactivate this power at will.

Or the ability to be fresh out of the shower and perfectly dried off clean instantly whenever I choose.

Zippythezigzag,

I want an audibe achievment fanfare everytime something i do goes according to plan.

IlliteratiDomine,
@IlliteratiDomine@infosec.pub avatar

I may already have that power. It’s hard to tell.

Veritrax,

I’d take perfect aim when throwing something. You always hit the garbage can, you’re unstoppable playing darts. You never miss flinging a playing card at your friends.

Chrisosaur,

You’re suddenly a superstar athlete making tens of millions of dollars. I think we have to disqualify you from the game on those grounds.

mosiacmango, (edited )

The abilty to change the color of anything.

Anything that would be improved by paint is on the table at a thought.

Likely way to powerful in a combat sense. You could tag enemy combatiants on a battlefield in dayglo orange or turn the whole landscape into that zebra ship paint they used in ww2. Hell, you could just turn everything bright white during the day and black at night except the enemy. Would be a nightmare.

Still, really neat.

Num10ck,

i could see lies

riskable,
@riskable@programming.dev avatar

Even better would be to make people’s lies visible to everyone.

“Something’s going on with this politician! It looks like he’s sweating literal bullshit all over his face! Oh my God the smell! The smell is awful! Oh the humanity!”

overzeetop,
@overzeetop@lemmy.world avatar

Is breathing underwater too exceptional? I’d settle for charging batteries by holding them, or the ability to revive/kill plants that I touch (my choice, not some random thing or King Midas curse)

ProvokedGamer,
@ProvokedGamer@lemmy.ml avatar

I’d pick charging batteries while holding them as well except only if it doesn’t affect the battery health of the battery. I’d never have to charge my phone again.

overzeetop,
@overzeetop@lemmy.world avatar

Phone, flashlight, gaming system, headphones, laptop, jump start cars, watch (though the Apple Watch wouldn’t be compatible with my super power…same as in real life with all normal chargers).

The real question is if it would transfer energy magically, or would I experience a calorie deficit. That could go both ways in my book.

HUMAN_TRASH,

I’d be down for the calorie deficit, it’s like 2 powers in one

thrawn21,
@thrawn21@lemmy.world avatar

As someone trying to diet, 100% the calorie deficit 😖

Pok,

Your purpose in life is now to supply power to the grid. At first it’ll be great, you’re celebrated as a neat way to keep the baseline juice coming as fossil fuels phase out. Then you’re asked to stay back a few hours as there’s a shortfall predicted, you oblige out of duty. Then one day you wake up in a drugged daze, strapped to a giant battery, your nutritional needs piped directly to your bloodstream as scientists ever so carefully cut you open to try and figure out how this works, because despite their best efforts to keep your wrecked body alive, one day you will die, and the utter reliance of the grid on your free energy will die with it, and with that kick off the downfall of humanity.

mockingben,

Have you published anything?

Treatyoself,

Exactly once a month, I find a 20 on the ground. It can be anytime of the month and it can only be once a month. How great a feeling to find a 20 on the ground and no one is around?

The 20s are coming from scumbag people like jerks who don’t pick up their dogs poop or are mean to customer service people.

DrQuint,

Why not once a day? You’d still not be making much out of it and I think there’s enough assholes that you’re not making much of a dent to the asshole flux.

200ok,

Every morning when I wake up my clothes and dishes from yesterday are cleaned and put away

DreamerOfImprobableDreams,

And every Saturday morning, all the clothes vanish from my hamper and re-appear clean and hung up in my closet / folded in my drawers!

DrQuint,

An infinite money credit card would be pretty small, I think.

But I get it. I would honestly just pick an ability like being able to match other people’s problems with the ideal solution if one already exists closeby. So, say, someone comes to me looking for a job, and I just magically happen to know exactly of a phone number for a company that needs them. Someone looking for love, and I just happen to know that if we walk down a certain street and make a certain joke, someone else will overhear and love it. I would eventually have a reputation.

TheGiantKorean,
@TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world avatar

The ability to know exactly the right thing to say at any given time. Because I often do the opposite right now.

rclkrtrzckr,

Sounds like ADHD familiar. Maybe just think a second before saying something, then say the opposite (or anything appropriate) . Problem solved.

snooggums,
@snooggums@kbin.social avatar

Nope, over thinking it has the same result. Still wrong.

rclkrtrzckr,

‘Baby think twice’

bappity,
@bappity@lemmy.world avatar

the ability to know the right thing to say in every conversation

draconik,

That's way too op

bappity,
@bappity@lemmy.world avatar

ok debuff maybe, it’s the right thing according to the current time period moral standards and not based on what I want to say

Ataraxia,
@Ataraxia@lemmy.world avatar

Social engineering. I use it to get people to listen to be so they don’t die.

lazylion_ca,

I was thinking the inability to speak falsehoods would be useful for troubleshooting. “The problem is with the router.” Nope. Not the router. “The problem is with the modem.”…

doctortofu, (edited )
@doctortofu@reddthat.com avatar

The ability to control the temperature (and perhaps humidity and/or composition too) of air within 1mm of my body. Like a personal air conditioner. Would make going outside right now so much more bearable, pretty sure it would help with sleep too… Sigh, one can dream…

floofloof,

Undo button.

rclkrtrzckr,

Oooooh yeaaaah!

bappity,
@bappity@lemmy.world avatar

what if you go back too much and accidentally undo your birth

Cruxifux,

Good.

bappity,
@bappity@lemmy.world avatar

same tbh

lazylion_ca,

I’d never know.

aesopjah,

Weak earth-bending. Like just enough to like dig garden furrows or build sand castles. Even at the same speed that it would take with hand tools it would be pretty fun to mess around with.

Britches,

The ability to sneeze and get the relief even if the feeling fades.

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