Sterile_Technique,
@Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world avatar

To actually fall asleep within a few minutes of laying in bed, and stay asleep until I actually need/want to be awake.

Cruxifux,

I used to have insomnia that came from anxiety about my future (I’m guessing.) When I started doing carpentry and started truly exhausting my body I gained the ability to sleep ANYWHERE ANY TIME FOR HOWEVER LONG I WANTED.

It’s seriously amazing. I’m 33 now and don’t have to work quite as hard, plus am used to the long shifts that are hard on your body. I can still sleep pretty much whenever, wherever.

I flew to England once (it was like a 14 hour flight) and seriously slept the entire time. I didn’t even have a window seat.

Sterile_Technique,
@Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world avatar

I did residential construction for a couple years, then 4 in the military, so no stranger to physical exhaustion… Insomnia hit even in those times.

The only way to predictably get a decent chunk of sleep is to kind of bank hours in the days leading up to it. Like if get 0 to maybe 3 hours per night through the work week, I’ll sleep like a baby come Saturday.

Never been on meds for it. Was afraid to report it when I was active duty (fucking stupid) and now my rating isn’t high enough to cover prescriptions and I don’t have regular health insurance so… can’t afford them. :-/

Today,

I’ve used ambien and that L one. Benefit/negatives = not worth it. My husband and friends switched to trazodone (safer and cheaper) and really like it. I’ve learned to put myself to sleep quickly by focusing hard on relaxing each body part for 3 breaths, starting with feet, ankles, lower legs, … When i wake up in the middle of the night it’s harder, but i can usually do it if i concentrate. Oh, when I’m really struggling, adding cannabis helps.

Socialphilosopher,

I wouldn’t advise you to get depressed with this superpower. 🙂

oSillyScope,

I have this power, and it is in fact… super

blightbow,
@blightbow@kbin.social avatar

A friend of mine does too.

I'm ready to form a supervillain league with the sole motivation of performing unethical research experiments on your kind. This power must be brought to the masses!

PlasmaDistortion,

I have it too. It took me a few years to figure it out but now I average 12 minutes to fall asleep and can sometimes do it in less than 3.

Crackhappy,
@Crackhappy@lemmy.world avatar

I have this one too.

Noetic97,
@Noetic97@lemmy.world avatar

The ability to know exactly where anything I think of is located.

lazylion_ca,

Hoffa?

Noetic97,
@Noetic97@lemmy.world avatar

I’m definitely thinking historic lost treasure hunter would be an amazing career!

Ichi_matsu,

[Breathing Intensifies]

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VelvetStorm,

You could make some serious money with this power. You could find anyone’s lost pet or keepsake.

Squirrel,
@Squirrel@thelemmy.club avatar

You could also find missing people. This one has serious potential for good. Realistically, though, the CIA (or your country’s equivalent) would take you into custody and force you to do their bidding.

raltoid,

Not to mention the regular occurances of people asking you to locate something they’ve stuck inside themselves.

blightbow,
@blightbow@kbin.social avatar

Ability to force anyone to objectively confront their own cognitive dissonance by maintaining eye contact.

Possibly too powerful. Some heads may spontaneously combust from a lifetime of preferring their own reality.

paperclipgroove, (edited )

Ok but to balance it: it forces you to confront your own on the topic as well.

That would force you to selectively use it since often times reality is somewhere between our personal view of it and other opposing views.

Chose the wrong situation and you'll both be crying in the corner with shatter worlds. Chose the ones where the people are truly disconnected from reality and perhaps you'll change their lives - hopefully for the better.

blightbow,
@blightbow@kbin.social avatar

Ok but to balance it: it forces you to confront your own on the topic as well.

I was actually tempted to include that in the original, but I didn't want to belabor it. :)

I'm fine with this, and would prefer it that way.

constnt,

That’s a new word. Thanks!

rishabh,

There’s some good English around Lemmy. Finally, a good crowd!

pseudonym,

Shark hands, because it would be awesome

ManWithAHammer,

The ability to fall asleep instantly, anywhere, and choose exactly how long to sleep… And get a full rest regardless of how long that is.

BananaPeal,
@BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works avatar

There ability to fall asleep instantly, anywhere…

I used to have that back when I started work at 4am… Oh wait, you meant voluntarily.

puppy,

If you get a full rest regardless of the sleep length, why sleep for more than a minute or two?

Future203,

Airplane rides

lazylion_ca,

I’d be too tempted to take a 10 year nap.

bappity,
@bappity@lemmy.world avatar

Skyrim IRL

CurlyWurlies4All,
@CurlyWurlies4All@prxs.site avatar

Superhuman patience.

rclkrtrzckr,

I’d like to relax people around me, make them happy and communicative. Imagine entering public transport during rush hour, and all of a sudden, everyone around you puts away the phone and people start to talk to eachother, with a smile on their face.

AstroTravellin,

Put some MDMA in a spray bottle.

VelvetStorm,

That’s my nightmare scenario. I just want to get where I’m going with as little interaction as possible 90% of the time.

Crackhappy,
@Crackhappy@lemmy.world avatar

When extrovert and introvert collide.

rclkrtrzckr,

That’s the whole point of this superpower. No nightmares.

Sabre363,

But some of us get stressed out when people try to talk to us.

rclkrtrzckr,

If you’re there, you’ll enjoy the conversation :) Superpower, remember?

ahal,

To get my kids to fall asleep at their bed time.

mycoxadril,

You’re thinking too small. You’ve got to ask to have your kids do everything you ask them to do.

So you say bedtime, they go to sleep. You say sit still and quiet for this particular moment, they listen. You say look here and smile, bam, instant beautiful family picture.

I’d settle for them listening after the third time I asked them to do something. I’m not greedy.

For the sleep thing, melatonin is magical. 1/4 of a 1mg melatonin chewable is barely anything but it’ll knock them out because they think it’s supposed to. I could switch to gummy bears now and I bet it would still work on them.

anarchoplayworker,
@anarchoplayworker@lemmy.world avatar

The ability to know if a fruit is going to taste good just by holding it. Perhaps being able to experience the taste of it (when it ripens) by holding it. Perhaps also being able to tell peak ripeness. But that may be op. I’d settle for the first part.

radix,
@radix@lemm.ee avatar

Is it weird that I can already do this with peaches, nectarines, and clementine oranges?

anarchoplayworker,
@anarchoplayworker@lemmy.world avatar

Really‽ I’m so impressed. You must be some kind of superhero.

radix,
@radix@lemm.ee avatar

Happens when you eat about ten oranges every winter day and five peaches every summer day as a child.

(Also, nice use of the interrobang! Been a while since I’ve seen it.)

Ashigaru,
@Ashigaru@kbin.social avatar

I'd like to be able to double jump, platform video game-style. Mostly pointless in daily life, but imagine how good it would feel?

CanadaPlus,

One of the biggest ones that still classifies as small?

festus,

Cleaning up / scrubbing / etc. is as effortless as it appears on commercials.

zkfcfbzr,

Any insect that touches my skin realizes the error of its ways and peacefully leaves me alone.

radix,
@radix@lemm.ee avatar

How about any insect that smells you? I don’t want curious insects all over me even if only for a second.

Crackhappy,
@Crackhappy@lemmy.world avatar

I already have this power.

Leon,

I could save so much time if I could tell how much voltage is in a circuit just by touching it

lazylion_ca,

Oh that’s easy:

A little.

A lot.

TOO MUCH!

radix,
@radix@lemm.ee avatar

Isn’t it unsafe to touch a circuit?

(Or is that the joke?)

Forestwalking,

Only needing an hour or two of sleep per night, but getting all the rejuvenating effects of a perfect night’s sleep. I hope I would be productive with that time.

bappity,
@bappity@lemmy.world avatar

I would ABUSE this power

VelvetStorm,

Why not just get rid of the need for sleep all together but still have the ability to sleep when you want if you want to?

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