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Corkyskog, to asklemmy in I am to celebrate new years eve alone. How can I celebrate solo?
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If you don’t have a lot of money, you could try masturbating every hour until midnight. Conversely, if you do have a lot of money, you could also try doing that.

Corkyskog, to lemmyshitpost in Get to work, crackheads
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Yeah. Even in the US many municipalities outsource almost the entire ticketing process to the company selling the cameras, and the company collects a (usually outsized) percentage of the fees. So the company has the incentive to use whatever shady tactics to increase ticketing infraction events. This could be by changing the camera angle slightly to falsely get plates from yellow throughers or sometimes they change light timing itself to increase ticketing events…

Corkyskog, to lemmyshitpost in A lesson in Input Validation
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I would be a little afraid of eating my order after that.

Corkyskog, to lemmyshitpost in When you let boomers run social media accounts
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I totally already use this for work and I work in a VERY serious industry… if anything it’s catching on haha

Corkyskog, to asklemmy in So is the US slipping into Civil War?
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No one is using a tactical nuke on US soil. We have enough conventional bombs to destroy ourselves anyway.

Corkyskog, to unethicallifeprotips in Rent requirements in the US are nuts
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You literally beat me to this reply by like 4 minutes haha. Banks were giving variable mortgages to people who could barely afford current rates, they don’t give a shit.

Corkyskog, to lemmyshitpost in Hot earth
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I like to get on the flat earther side and then make ludicrous claims of proof, just to get both sides of the argument to say WTF.

Like: “Yeah, obviously the earth is flat like a coin. Otherwise we wouldn’t have gravity. The coin is spinning so fast that it creates a force that forces everything to the surface. Otherwise all the water would fall off the sides”

Corkyskog, to piracy in Got high, wanted to watch mythbusters, and see this. Great experience.
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Swell guys they are. Although Jesus could have done without leaving behind his cult… they have been awfully destructive throughout history…

Corkyskog, to lemmyshitpost in Get to work, crackheads
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I would just assumed because they are using the same Swedish company (Sensys Gatso) that does profit sharing agreements with municipalities in the US, that the agreement is the same.

I can’t seem to find the finnish contract award details, so I can’t confirm that they are. I am thinking now, that their might be a chance that they aren’t, given how extreme finnish traffic violation costs can be (% of salary).

Corkyskog, to asklemmy in Downvotes = “I disagree” or “this is bad and you should feel bad”?
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Yes. I upvote stuff I disagree with constantly. That’s because I view the purpose to promote content that furthers discussion.

Corkyskog, to lotrmemes in The Shire is superior
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Pretty sure that’s exactly what them Hobbitses smoke. So you just saying you want shire life.

Corkyskog, to asklemmy in Honestly - How much will you sacrifice for a better world?
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An upper limit of 10 millions seems fair, until no one starves on the planet, have access to health care, education.

I actually really like this idea. They all seem to have some sort of God complex, so let’s put them to the test. You provide clean drinking water to everyone, you unlock another 50 Mil to your cap. Feed the world, you unlock more to your cap. You get the idea.

Corkyskog, to lemmyshitpost in You may want to sit down
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There is also an aggressive bicep. If it’s the US, there are a few states where tattoos are allowed with parental consent.

Corkyskog, to lemmyshitpost in Real Love
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Bacon and narwhal were in fashion at the time.

Corkyskog, to lemmyshitpost in Choose A or B
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I think people are overestimating the ease of selling and market demand for rare fish. Most are likely not edible or desirable to be eaten.

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