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Crackhappy, to asklemmy in I am concerned about my cars extended warranty. I've tried to call a bunch of places but they all laugh and hang up. How can I get someone to call me about ny cars extended warranty?
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Sounds like Beta and Goldie are getting along, ish, fish. But what did your kids do?

Crackhappy, to asklemmy in I am concerned about my cars extended warranty. I've tried to call a bunch of places but they all laugh and hang up. How can I get someone to call me about ny cars extended warranty?
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Is that the z-1009 lathe?

Crackhappy, to asklemmy in I am concerned about my cars extended warranty. I've tried to call a bunch of places but they all laugh and hang up. How can I get someone to call me about ny cars extended warranty?
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I live on Drury Lane, UK. My bank account number is the same as my luggage, 12345, and my social is “Hi handsome, who brought you around here?”

Crackhappy, to asklemmy in I am concerned about my cars extended warranty. I've tried to call a bunch of places but they all laugh and hang up. How can I get someone to call me about ny cars extended warranty?
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Oh shit. He’s been trying to call me. I am always busy. I have been talking to a Nigerian prince about his troubles and I will be going down to help him out soon, after I send him a wee bit of cash to help him.

Crackhappy, to risa in Ok everyone, time for a round of... koon-ut-kal-if-fee / pon farr / illogically take a life.
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Mary? Mary Sue? Oh, it’s been ages since I we saw each other last.

Crackhappy, to risa in Ok everyone, time for a round of... koon-ut-kal-if-fee / pon farr / illogically take a life.
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That may be one of the best puns I’ve read all year. Bravo.

Crackhappy, to science_memes in I've invented a 100% efficient combustion engine
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At these prices?

Crackhappy, to asklemmy in Now recruiting mods.
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Good luck!

Crackhappy, to memes in does it hurt?
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Ha! I only have one.

Crackhappy, to asklemmy in What are some channels or creators that do science/engineering experiments?
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I’ll throw in Steve Mould

Crackhappy, to memes in *Door slams. Tires squeal in distance*
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I gotta ask. Why do you have this book?

Crackhappy, to memes in This is great. You should try it.
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But there are health benefits. I mean, not as big as some people claim, for sure, but they do exist: …clevelandclinic.org/exploring-the-health-benefit…

Crackhappy, (edited ) to memes in This is great. You should try it.
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He does seem like quite a fungi, my bro

Crackhappy, to lemmyshitpost in Is this still available?
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Skeet skeet skeet skeet

Crackhappy, to lemmyshitpost in Plates
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Finally! This is the first time this illusion worked for me.

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