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Cysioland

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A furry web developer from Poland. He/him/his.

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One company I worked at had a weird customization for both Windows and Dell UEFI updates, and this shit was super intrusive, basically you could skip it only once, and then it’d count down to the update even if you’re on an important Teams meeting

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There were tons of similar people, with people walking around with huskies in their packs, because it’s the New York

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It’s got orthophosphoric acid in it, it makes for a good cleaner of various surfaces and mechanisms

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I’ve heard that the subreddit has some racist origin (not just the “water n-words” former name)

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My dog will often drive-by sniff whatever’s on my plate

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…that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that’s not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won’t mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.

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I’d tell my younger self “you are gay” in the voice of that Ugandan TV host

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I love how in those memes Dr Han is universally drawn as an absolute chad

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AFAIR it’s because the cat showing you their belly is not “scratch my belly” but rather “I’m not afraid of you so I show you my most fragile of bits”

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My cat actually loves belly rubs, but I remember that little tidbit with other cats.

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…tumblr.com/…/what-happens-when-you-replace-wand-…

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Ah yes, quoting the transphobic show written by the renowned transphobe Graham Linehan

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Reminds me of a certain cursed reddit community

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That was what my anti-choice cath ex-friend commented when we were watching it on the tv

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You’d think that a Boeing engineer would’ve seen it coming

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Because if you automate the reports you automate your job away and get reduced

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