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DarkMessiah, to memes in Where old people go.

Dunno where I was expecting that to go, but it was not where it ended up going. It’s actually hilarious.

DarkMessiah, to lemmyshitpost in this AI thing

Honestly, the best use for AI in coding thus far is to point you in the right direction as to what to look up, not how to actually do it.

DarkMessiah, to mildlyinteresting in Unfortunate cropping of a phone notification

So, the person who designed that absolutely did it on purpose, right? Because if not, that is the funniest coincidence I’ve seen in a long while.

DarkMessiah, (edited ) to movies in Nintendo has officially announced a live-action 'Legend of Zelda' movie.

Is… is Link going to be a voiced role?

DarkMessiah, to memes in Halloween gag

Well, world domination can come after we do, yeah?

DarkMessiah, to lemmyshitpost in I would have disowned him too.

Does he have a child anywhere he might be unaware of? Because that was a dad joke and a half, right there.

DarkMessiah, to comicstrips in Face the consequences - Work Chronicles

If I hear the word rightsizing come out of my boss’ mouth, that mouth is immediately losing a few teeth. I would legitimately prefer the boss in this comic, because at least they’re honest.

DarkMessiah, to lemmyshitpost in Burgers

This is definitely a marketing thing - the discussion keeps the brand in mind.

DarkMessiah, to upliftingnews in Pristine coral reefs discovered near Galápagos Islands are thousands of years old and teeming with life

Oh, yay! More stuff for corporations to murder.

DarkMessiah, to risa in How not to spot imposters...

Voyager

DarkMessiah, to lemmyshitpost in We never see the moon's turtle though 🤔

Definitely fake. Discworld is much more sane.

DarkMessiah, to lemmyshitpost in The foot gonna rob a bank

Gotta love manual labour. One of the things you don’t realise until you do it is just how much you end up spending on socks - this shit is incredibly hard on your feet and what you wear on them.

DarkMessiah, to asklemmy in What are your "poor person" money life hacks?

Cook all your meals in advance. Pasta, potato gem casserole, and a Thai red curry can give you roughly two weeks of lunches and dinners if you alternate well. You can add breakfast bowls of eggs, cubed ham, and potatoes and they’ll keep for a week, minimum (I don’t know how long exactly because a dozen eggs gets me six meals).

I usually pay around $50 every two weeks for food, plus a bit more if I’m running low on coffee or milk.

DarkMessiah, to memes in #memes

Man, 1993 was my year.

I was born in ‘94.

DarkMessiah, to lemmyshitpost in A minor oopsie

That diving team just fought Sindel and lost harder than MK9.

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