Decoy321

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Decoy321,

Same username though, so it could’ve been the same person. I’ve got the same username across like 4 instances.

Decoy321,

Different instances.

Decoy321,

Can confirm, Lexis Nexis is the shiiiiiiit! I felt like a freaking wizard when I used it back in college.

Decoy321,

here’s a higher res version

Decoy321,

Hi Kate!!!

Decoy321,

Always has been.

Decoy321,

Awwww.

Decoy321,

Put up some scaffolding! A few toothpicks with their edges blunted should do.

Decoy321,

It’s quite fitting! If you ever bring him back, I’ll hear the theme song in my head while reading

Decoy321,

Ah, the motto of the Jackass crew, who started off as Camp Keep Yourself Safe

Decoy321,

It’s presumably in one of the bags.

Decoy321,

This could be some real monkeys paw material, though. In your carefree lack of concern, a bus actually hits you tomorrow and puts you into a coma until your predicted date.

Decoy321,

They look like little blushing porcupines!

Decoy321, (edited )

My friend, you are the one who is mistaken. I have personally seen crocodiles in the Everglades. I’m from Florida and certainly know the differences between our reptilian neighbors.

Decoy321,

I can confirm this dude’s statement about caimans. I used to hang out in their neck of the woods a looong time ago when I was a teenager. A few minutes away from Key Biscayne is a little tract of federal land where an old squatter named Jimbo built himself a little shanty town in a cove. He’d sell smoked fish and if you left cash on a counter, you could grab canned beer from a nearby cooler. My friend and I would see all kinds of wildlife in the nearby trails and water, usually gators, deer, and manatees. A few times we did see caimans, and they were always the most hostile fuckers. We called them Meth Gators.

Decoy321,

True, there’s one species. But there are more than one of those crocs.

Decoy321,

Ah, gitp never disappoints with the sage advice.

Decoy321,

Thank you.

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    Decoy321,

    I can totally picture Martok doing donuts in a parking lot then running from the cops in this car.

    Decoy321,

    Thanks for the nightmares.

    Decoy321,

    I’m sorry I couldn’t find a definition that works for you, since you’re clearly not actually discussing in good faith. Goodbye, troll.

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