Decoy321

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Steaming chicken is the most boring way to cook chicken. The only way eastern cultures pull it off is with heavy use of seasonings and sauce.

This looks like someone shoved a pepper grinder under their nose and sneezed onto this chicken.

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Hello fellow liberal gun owner! It’s good to see more of us out here. It fucking annoys me to no end whenever we get lumped together with that nonsense.

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We’re gonna gatekeep shit posting?

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My dude, no one is as self aware as you think you are. You do yourself a disservice by thinking so, it means you’re ignoring an exploitable weakness.

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Nah, it’s 2020s, the proper term is pokepersons.

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There’s also the opposite problem, when you can’t sleep because you don’t want to fast forward to all the bullshit you’ll have to get back to tomorrow.

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It’s fuckin annoying. The whole time I thought I was Gen X up until a decade ago. Then all of sudden other people are telling me I’m this bullshit.

For fucks sake, I remember using rotary phones and fucking with TV antennas to get better reception. I remember when no one had cell phones or the Internet. If you didn’t know an answer to something, you just made your peace with that.

This package of bagels I bought expired on a date that doesn't exist. (i.imgur.com)

I originally posted this on the other site back when I took the picture, and it resulted in a lot of confused comments, especially from Americans, eventually getting removed by overzealous mods. Either way, I promise you that this date does not exist, and has never existed.

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People can do that, you know

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He did not.

Because this never happened.

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The counterargument for this line of thinking is that it’s just theoretical. You don’t have actual experience with the scenario, so you can’t truly know how you’d behave.

We all like to think we’re paragons of virtue. But when the chips are down, most people behave in ways they never expected to.

In the words of an eminent poet, “Everybody got a plan until they get punched in the mouth.”

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Two.

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Yeah, I’m pretty sure that’s not what Gary Larson was trying to say.

Seek help, please.

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Old dude here. This could actually be a real book. The Choose Your Own Adventure series were huge in the 80s and 90s. They produced dozens of books across multiple collections. This weird ass cover is par for the course.

Here’s a good source to check them out

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I had to manually delete the words duck and ducking from my keyboard dictionary. Now when I talk about ducks, they autocorrect to fucks, and it amuses me every time.

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This meme is a war crime

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Groovy meme, baby. Yeah!!

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Can confirm, layers don’t exist in some cultures. It’s either tank top or parka. No in between.

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Gotta say, it was delightful to see the range on Matt Smith. He can go all cheeky and charismatic as the The Doctor, then to being creepy as hell on HOTD. He’s freaking great!

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No need to overthink a meme, but here’s my guess.

They’re correlating the shapes of the objects, implying some causation.

There isn’t.

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You can always just have more or less cheese in the recipe. Or use the leftover cheese for something else later.

I’m not defending capitalism here, just defending cheese.

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Out of the loop here. Who the fuck is Rick Berman?

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That is an awfully cute photo of a fish with way too many teeth.

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Paul Tassi is a legit journalist. Dude’s been covering games on Forbes for over a decade.

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They even had a nice little name for it, The Troubles Fun Times!

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It’s not even remotely correct.

Please stop.

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