Decoy321

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Decoy321,

Two.

Decoy321,

My mother and sister fucking looooove these movies, despite how low effort cookie cutter they are. My favorite game while they’re watching is “count the POC.” The last one we saw together, I got to 1.

Decoy321,

He did not.

Because this never happened.

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    Decoy321,

    slaps roof of ship

    Decoy321, (edited )

    Level 4

    Containment Class: Keter

    Decoy321,

    Hot damn, op! That’s a nice twist on a classic meme.

    Decoy321,

    Musk wishes he could become Zorg.

    Decoy321,

    Thank you.

    Decoy321,

    Honestly, I don’t get it. Anyone?

    Decoy321,

    Yeah, I’m pretty sure that’s not what Gary Larson was trying to say.

    Seek help, please.

    Decoy321,

    And we’re not even sorry!

    Decoy321,

    Is this photoshop or an actual episode? Honestly, with this show, I would easily believe it to be a real thing.

    Decoy321,

    Damn shame. That would’ve been truly epic.

    Decoy321,

    The counterargument for this line of thinking is that it’s just theoretical. You don’t have actual experience with the scenario, so you can’t truly know how you’d behave.

    We all like to think we’re paragons of virtue. But when the chips are down, most people behave in ways they never expected to.

    In the words of an eminent poet, “Everybody got a plan until they get punched in the mouth.”

    Decoy321,

    You don’t happen to need glasses, do you?

    Decoy321,

    True, there’s one species. But there are more than one of those crocs.

    Decoy321,

    I can confirm this dude’s statement about caimans. I used to hang out in their neck of the woods a looong time ago when I was a teenager. A few minutes away from Key Biscayne is a little tract of federal land where an old squatter named Jimbo built himself a little shanty town in a cove. He’d sell smoked fish and if you left cash on a counter, you could grab canned beer from a nearby cooler. My friend and I would see all kinds of wildlife in the nearby trails and water, usually gators, deer, and manatees. A few times we did see caimans, and they were always the most hostile fuckers. We called them Meth Gators.

    Decoy321, (edited )

    My friend, you are the one who is mistaken. I have personally seen crocodiles in the Everglades. I’m from Florida and certainly know the differences between our reptilian neighbors.

    Decoy321,

    Fire.

    Decoy321,

    Rest assured, I’m in agreement. I’m just joking that the dude who was the first to use an explosion to leave the planet might have some nerves that needed calming.

    Decoy321, (edited )

    Understandable. Dude was the first, I’m sure his odds at the time warranted a few shots.

    Decoy321,

    This just shows you how many hoops people are willing to jump through to justify their bigotry.

    Decoy321,

    Correct!

    I remember it being one of the happier entries from that author.

    Decoy321,

    Old dude here. This could actually be a real book. The Choose Your Own Adventure series were huge in the 80s and 90s. They produced dozens of books across multiple collections. This weird ass cover is par for the course.

    Here’s a good source to check them out

    Decoy321,

    Ah, a long con. Nice.

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