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Default_Defect, 10 months ago

Some days most of what goes through my feed is Linux stuff, c/FuckCars, and hardcore communism and it feels like I’m in the wrong place. Most of the time I enjoy myself though.

Default_Defect, 1 year ago

picture of male model with a hipster beard* Joe from Accounting

Literally me.

Except for the accounting job… and being a model.

Default_Defect, 10 months ago

slaps thighsWELP

Default_Defect, 10 months ago

Remember when people were worried about these killing us all by creating a black hole that swallows the Earth?

Can this one just hurry up and do that please?

Default_Defect, 10 months ago

Somewhat unrelated, but the biggest pills I take aren’t even the medicine, but are the supplements to make up for the loss the medicine causes.

Default_Defect, 10 months ago

“What is haggis?” he said, Scottishly.

Default_Defect, 10 months ago

Pokemon evolutions are getting wild.

Default_Defect, 10 months ago

Jesus Christ…

Default_Defect, 10 months ago

Because the companies that have infinitely more money than us can lobby harder.

Default_Defect, 11 months ago

Don’t follow my ex’s what?

Default_Defect, 11 months ago

This picture always makes me laugh, but because the dude looks almost exactly like a guy I went to high school with that ended up working at walmart for a while.

The layout of the store in the picture is wrong enough for me to know it isn’t him, but its wild anyway.

Default_Defect, 11 months ago

Do ya like jazz?

Default_Defect, 11 months ago

Horrible things.

Default_Defect, 11 months ago

Difference is that it would be pornography, as nature intended, rather than aimed at all ages while middle aged soccer moms masturbate with cucumbers in the mall theater.

Default_Defect, 1 year ago

Unfortunately true, probably comes with a raise too.

Default_Defect, 1 year ago

Jesus, thats frightening. Hope it all works out for the best in the end and the husband doesn’t just find a new victim.