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ElBarto

@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works

I make shitty jokes, say dumb shit and post stupid Ai images and “memes”

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Just call them prawns, that’s all we ask.

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    ElBarto, (edited )
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    That was a fun year for American politics, god I miss those weird days.

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    People like to forget how many shit episodes of every series there are.

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    The only person Q truly feared.

    ElBarto,
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    Just trying to be helpful. They could use roosters head as their profile, there’s plenty of things.

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    I get jealous of trees…

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    You don’t find Waluigi hentai, Waluigi Hentai finds you!

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    ☝️

    ElBarto,
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    I always thought it looked tasty af, like the nicest glass of water you’ve ever drunk.

    ElBarto,
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    Technically that’s wrong, enterprise is just a part of its name.

    ElBarto,
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    Con: has to return back to Homebase to recharge, possible loss of infrastructure and life.

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    Geordi

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    https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/244dea6e-1044-4d68-b66a-83d0da988ef5.jpeg

    ElBarto, (edited )
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    My app won’t work properly so I can’t see who liked me so message me.

    messages them

    Unread forever.

    ElBarto,
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    Janeway: look at these weirdos with plants growing out of them, let’s start a civil war between them all, just for fun.

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    It’s the shame in his face that sells it for me.

    ElBarto,
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    I prefer Action Weather 4, sounds like a wicked 80s action movie, about a retired mercenary turned weatherman who has to come out of retirement to use his new found knowledge of weather patterns to take out his long time nemesis The Storm.

    ElBarto,
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    So to me, miserable weather is when it’s sunny and hot, perfect weather is when it’s cold and wet, preferably a storm rolling in.

    ElBarto,
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    Well Photoshop should put them back then!

    ElBarto, (edited )
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    Going balls deep into the modern world I see.

    ElBarto,
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    https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/b0a62993-7940-463b-9ac3-5a7aec9dce66.jpegIncludes scenes of Masturbation, drug use, coarse language and depressive scenes.

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    Ok Grandad, so this is a pocket pussy.

    ElBarto, (edited )
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    Man: Ok, so, there’s absolutely no room for my suitcases in this car, the trunk has just enough room for a small woman’s purse, there’s no back seats and the engine takes up half the length of the car… oh and the phone only works when I’m standing outside the car.

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    So hummingbirds are guilty of cultural appropriation.

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    I was hoping this would bring a sense of pride and accomplishment.

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