shalafi,

My imaginary audience is my deceased dad (grandad really.)

WWII, Pacific Theatre, Torpedoman 3rd class. Died in the early 80’s from mesothelioma. (Those battleship pipes were wrapped with raw asbestos sheets, lashed on with duct tape.)

I often try to imagine explaining to him stuff like the internet and Trump. Yeah.

ElBarto,
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Ok Grandad, so this is a pocket pussy.

shalafi,

Well… That’s a starting point…

ElBarto, (edited )
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Going balls deep into the modern world I see.

intensely_human,

It’s not imaginary. We’re a TV show in the future.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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Hi future people. Wait - please don’t change the channel!

ininewcrow,
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Future people scrolling through a bazillion channels: … sees me channel … meh, keeps scrolling … sees your channel and stays there for five minutes … ok got my cheetos and my dip, what the hell is this? … keeps scrolling

mriormro,
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You would’ve already been imaginary cancelled, since your show sucked so much.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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I tried to tell the producers that it’s going to really pick up around the 40th season.

ininewcrow,
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Instead it got picked up by Brazzers for another 15 years and they’re using the source material for other ‘productions’.

ElBarto,
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https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/b0a62993-7940-463b-9ac3-5a7aec9dce66.jpegIncludes scenes of Masturbation, drug use, coarse language and depressive scenes.

lugal,

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ininewcrow,
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Sir … this is a Wendy’s…

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