You are about to enter another dimension.

shalafi, 10 months ago

My imaginary audience is my deceased dad (grandad really.)

WWII, Pacific Theatre, Torpedoman 3rd class. Died in the early 80’s from mesothelioma. (Those battleship pipes were wrapped with raw asbestos sheets, lashed on with duct tape.)

I often try to imagine explaining to him stuff like the internet and Trump. Yeah.

ElBarto, 10 months ago

Ok Grandad, so this is a pocket pussy.

shalafi, 10 months ago

Well… That’s a starting point…

ElBarto, 10 months ago (edited 10 months ago)

Going balls deep into the modern world I see.

intensely_human, 10 months ago

It’s not imaginary. We’re a TV show in the future.

The_Picard_Maneuver, 10 months ago

Hi future people. Wait - please don’t change the channel!

ininewcrow, 10 months ago

Future people scrolling through a bazillion channels: … sees me channel … meh, keeps scrolling … sees your channel and stays there for five minutes … ok got my cheetos and my dip, what the hell is this? … keeps scrolling

mriormro, 10 months ago

You would’ve already been imaginary cancelled, since your show sucked so much.

The_Picard_Maneuver, 10 months ago

I tried to tell the producers that it’s going to really pick up around the 40th season.

ininewcrow, 10 months ago

Instead it got picked up by Brazzers for another 15 years and they’re using the source material for other ‘productions’.

ElBarto, 10 months ago

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/b0a62993-7940-463b-9ac3-5a7aec9dce66.jpegIncludes scenes of Masturbation, drug use, coarse language and depressive scenes.

lugal, 10 months ago

https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/60eb9721-0b13-4a77-883a-08d6a9e8a51b.jpeg

ininewcrow, 10 months ago

Sir … this is a Wendy’s…