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ElBarto

@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works

I make shitty jokes, say dumb shit and post stupid Ai images and “memes”

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ElBarto,
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My watch gave up on me and would patronize me when I walked to the fridge by saying “Congratulations” for just walking down the hall.

ElBarto,
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Yeah, it puts on a big show about it, I thought it was funny the first few times, but it became an asshole about it, standing up triggered it once.

ElBarto, (edited )
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https://i.pinimg.com/originals/20/d7/8e/20d78ebeeb5c059eaba70dc979ab8fa9.gif

ElBarto,
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I want to see this done like an episode of Judge Judy, but it’s some bored king as judge.

ElBarto,
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Yeah I fucked up, had a shitty day and didn’t pay attention, but .eh, still funny tho, just I’m an idiot.

ElBarto,
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Does it come pre armed with a knife or do I have to provide one of my own for it to use?

ElBarto,
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Ahhhk, cool, good to know, so I have some time to work with.

ElBarto,
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Isn’t it obvious?

ElBarto,
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It’s supposed to say ElBarto, but I’m guessing some of the characters won’t show for you.

ElBarto,
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But I’m already midway through watching ds9

ElBarto, (edited )
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https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/stargate/images/e/ed/Wraith_Queen_%28The_Lost_Boys%29.jpg

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