EmergMemeHologram

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EmergMemeHologram,

I bet Odo slimed between every molecule of Primmon and digested him alive

EmergMemeHologram,

I think if you’re going to go as a trek person they need to be in full renaissance clothing to not break the prime directive, but they can have pointy side burns.

EmergMemeHologram,

This depends, we have to apply logic, like the Vulcans do.

If it’s the nasty in your pasty then you’re not a virgin and negates the whole situation. Therefore, by proof of contradiction, the “past” you is actually another separate entity from another timeline, and you’ve achieved sex.

If it’s a future you then it doesn’t count, as you can’t prove it wasn’t merely temporal masterbation.

Even the Vulcan science directorate cannot refuse this.

EmergMemeHologram, (edited )

“Quinton, why is 30% of the film close up shots of T’Pol rubbing her feet in de-conn?”

EmergMemeHologram,

You know we do.

EmergMemeHologram,

I’m not crazy about time travel episodes but I enjoyed this plot line, and the acting was really good from a guy so typecast as Red Foreman.

EmergMemeHologram,

Oh fuck I’ve had this same thought when the waiter offers pepper or parmesan.

EmergMemeHologram,

S1 & S2 I did not mind that song, it was kind of a banger.

S3+ fuck that song, I can’t listen to it at all, they made it awful.

EmergMemeHologram,

Perhaps it was a victim of the temporal cold war.

The trans dimensional aliens didn’t want us to watch Enterprise, so they corrupted the timeline.

EmergMemeHologram,

It took me a while to get passed the early episodes, they were a little too “family guy” for me.

But the show did get pretty good in season 2, and the humour got better (in my opinion).

EmergMemeHologram,

“everything reminds me of him”

EmergMemeHologram,

The Vulcan science council has determined that time travel is impossible.

EmergMemeHologram,

Occasionally, it’s a teeny tiny shuttle pod that was doing a Die Hard.

EmergMemeHologram,

There’s nothing wrong with this picture except that the noodles look overdone, the sauce looks bland, and it’s going to stain that pillow so should be on a plate.

EmergMemeHologram,

Penne is extruded, and relative to macaroni it’s long.

EmergMemeHologram, (edited )

The man went from Legate, to self proclaimed saviour of Bajor, to literal hitler, to Gul, to outlaw, to folk hero, to Legate and saviour of his people, to outlaw again, to Bajoran Antichrist.

EmergMemeHologram,

Does he look like he has weak Pagh?

EmergMemeHologram,

Normally I’m against this kind of thing, but now I want to see this created.

EmergMemeHologram, (edited )

When I was in university I designed a semester around only having afternoon+evening classes.

I slept to 11 every day, which turned into staying up to 3 each night.

EmergMemeHologram,

door opens to a room full of strange smelling white smoke and people in fine silks laying around the floor

EmergMemeHologram,

Lying is practically all the Vulcans do according to Enterprise.

EmergMemeHologram,

You can’t fix everything Trip.

EmergMemeHologram,

Is the O cousin Gaila’s moon?

EmergMemeHologram,

And pod racing!

EmergMemeHologram,

Mario kart doesn’t have Jar Jar sticking his tongue into an electron beam.

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