EmoDuck

@EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works

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EmoDuck,

Junkie coffee: Snort a line of ground coffee, inject some hot water into your forearm

EmoDuck,

How’s he in bed? Is he a top or a bottom

EmoDuck,

Common misconception, it’s actually called Bad Gateway because Gateway has historically been a spa town

EmoDuck,

I’m more impressed by that fact that if either runs perfectly silent or that your house has perfect sound insulation

EmoDuck,

People are so obsessed with the doneness that they forget to give their steak a proper crust

EmoDuck,

To be fair, smoking doesn’t kill you. It’s the cancer that does

EmoDuck,

John, lasagna isn’t cat food and your cat is morbidly obese

EmoDuck,

Didn’t Interspecies Reviewers also surpass FMA for a while?

EmoDuck,

Once you go black flag you never look back

EmoDuck,

If you want flavor add bath pepper. I myself like to also add just a dash of bath nutmeg

EmoDuck,

Disclaimer: Only do that if you actually have to break a window. Don’t just walk around smashing randing windows

EmoDuck,

I never got why people love working from home so much. Home has so many distractions like my PC, my phone, my fridge, etc.

It also helps to just physically seperate my work from my free time. My home is my fortress where no work shall ever be done, a place for resting and wanking.

Also, work was like 90% of my social interaction and the pandemic really did a number on me.

In a cruel twist of fate, I now work almost exclusively from home, a dream for others, a dread for me.

EmoDuck,

Damn, SpongeBob’s eyes are like the size of the moon

EmoDuck,

Jessy: about to drop a fat log

Walter: muffled, from below “I watched Jane die”

Which sequels/prequels/spinoffs made the originals somehow worse?

The Matrix is an often used example, but for me it’s the Alien Prequels - especially Alien: Covenant really makes the Original Alien much worse. When the original was released in 1979 it had the perfect Monster. A dangerous killing machine of unknown origin. The missing background of the alien is a big part of its scary mess....

EmoDuck,

Hitting a low hanging fruit here but Star Wars. I don’t think that even the biggest prequel fan would say that midchlorians were a good addition and the sequels ment that the entire plot of the OT was pretty much pointless

EmoDuck,

Also in the teens. Sixteen has the six before the ten

EmoDuck,

Maybe you should be a responsible adult and clean up after yourself.

Or be like me and wrap your plates with tinfoil so they don’t get dirty…

EmoDuck,

Emjoying farts is just micro dosing your scat fetish

EmoDuck,

Don’t kink shame me for wanting to become fanta

EmoDuck,

Apparently C4 burns quite well and is still pretty stable while aflame. There are anekdotes of soldiers using it as emergency fuel to cook water for their rations

EmoDuck,

Bullshit.

Hydrogen atoms per water molecules: 2

Stars in the solar system: Sol, Neil Patrick Harris, Justin Timberlake, possibly even more…

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