EmoDuck

@EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works

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EmoDuck,

Uh, Boost finally allows you to fullscreen pngs in the comments by clicking on them

EmoDuck,

Small addendum, it’s not quite a Charisma buff. Instead, you sometimes get special dialogue related to your perks which looks like this:

[Confirmed Bachelor] “Why yes, I also like to play ‘hide the snake’”

[Barter] “I’m not gay, but 20 caps is 20 caps”

“Sorry, not interested”

EmoDuck,

The two most attractive traits in a man, being gay or being incredibly dumb

EmoDuck,

NPCs actually have sexualities. The only way to beat the game with sex% is to abuse a bug and change your gender mid game

EmoDuck,

I was so happy when I saw special dialogue options return in Starfield and so disappointed when I realized that they were pretty much pointless

EmoDuck, (edited )

One of the few points in which Fallout 4 is superior

EmoDuck,

Didn’t Interspecies Reviewers also surpass FMA for a while?

EmoDuck,

Nice argument Asuka. Unfortunately for you I masturbated over your naked comatosed body

EmoDuck,

Pretty sure that’s encouraging them to rebuild their empire

EmoDuck,

I’m looking for a new book to read but wasn’t blown away by the movie. How different is the book?

EmoDuck,

Do I keep my velocity relative to earth if I teleport? Because if would really suck if I teleported from one side of the equator to the other one and am suddenly moving at 3300 km/h

EmoDuck,

I’m not american so the only Bulge I know is the one that furrys like to nuzzle

EmoDuck,

And now there are hundreds of people breeding cobras…

EmoDuck,

Greene bean casserole was one of those many things I’d seen in american TV shows but wasn’t sure if it was actually a real thing, was a real thing 50 years ago, or was never a real thing outside of TV

EmoDuck,

Someone gave me a Hello Fresh gift code. It doesn’t fully cover the large meal plan so I have the choise of paying 5 bucks extra or taking the smaller deal and leaving money in the table

EmoDuck,

Also, it’s not a sex toy. I mean, people use it as one but it wasn’t interested for that

EmoDuck,

Once you go black flag you never look back

EmoDuck,

If you want flavor add bath pepper. I myself like to also add just a dash of bath nutmeg

EmoDuck,

I haven’t found any glitches yet but then again, it’s not like I’ve found anything interesting period. I keep finding cool setups but as soon as I try to dive deeper I realize that there just isn’t any substance. This game has a million rabbit holes, all just a few inches deep

EmoDuck, (edited )

This guy does recaps and is actually good. Like, so good that he’s worth watching on his own

EmoDuck,

Fixed it

EmoDuck,

Disclaimer: Only do that if you actually have to break a window. Don’t just walk around smashing randing windows

EmoDuck,

I never got why people love working from home so much. Home has so many distractions like my PC, my phone, my fridge, etc.

It also helps to just physically seperate my work from my free time. My home is my fortress where no work shall ever be done, a place for resting and wanking.

Also, work was like 90% of my social interaction and the pandemic really did a number on me.

In a cruel twist of fate, I now work almost exclusively from home, a dream for others, a dread for me.

EmoDuck,

I hope you did some work in preparation of this meeting

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