EmoDuck

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EmoDuck,

“Yeah so after dropping the acid I went on a walk and met the god of nature, in the form of a deerclops. Was pretty good, gonna do that again soon”

EmoDuck,

This feels more like a comedynecrophilia edit than an actual comic

EmoDuck,

Damn, SpongeBob’s eyes are like the size of the moon

EmoDuck,

Bonus points if you say it when entering the operating room, when given the anesthesia and a third time during the surgery itself

EmoDuck,

All of existence, from the big bang to the quiet heat death of the universe only lasts a few seconds?

EmoDuck,

Jessy: about to drop a fat log

Walter: muffled, from below “I watched Jane die”

Which sequels/prequels/spinoffs made the originals somehow worse?

The Matrix is an often used example, but for me it’s the Alien Prequels - especially Alien: Covenant really makes the Original Alien much worse. When the original was released in 1979 it had the perfect Monster. A dangerous killing machine of unknown origin. The missing background of the alien is a big part of its scary mess....

EmoDuck,

Hitting a low hanging fruit here but Star Wars. I don’t think that even the biggest prequel fan would say that midchlorians were a good addition and the sequels ment that the entire plot of the OT was pretty much pointless

EmoDuck,

Iirc they actually explained Grievous’s lack of force by him just not having enough body left to hold a sufficient amout of midichlorians. He was practically just a brain, face and an organ sack

EmoDuck,

Also in the teens. Sixteen has the six before the ten

EmoDuck,

Maybe you should be a responsible adult and clean up after yourself.

Or be like me and wrap your plates with tinfoil so they don’t get dirty…

EmoDuck, (edited )

That’s the meaning of that symbol? Incredible!

EmoDuck,

Emjoying farts is just micro dosing your scat fetish

EmoDuck,

Don’t kink shame me for wanting to become fanta

EmoDuck,

The worst part is all the investment I had into it. Not just emotional investment but also time spend getting to know the lore and coming up with theories

EmoDuck,

Apparently C4 burns quite well and is still pretty stable while aflame. There are anekdotes of soldiers using it as emergency fuel to cook water for their rations

EmoDuck,

The craziness thing about all of this is that there is actually such a thing as “a metric cup”

EmoDuck,

Bullshit.

Hydrogen atoms per water molecules: 2

Stars in the solar system: Sol, Neil Patrick Harris, Justin Timberlake, possibly even more…

EmoDuck,

Renting children? What a horrible idea- Oh wait, no. The Simpsons already did that

EmoDuck,

Wow, that’s impressive. Scary as fuck, but still impressive

EmoDuck,

Well, green energy tends to be a bit more pricy

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