EmoDuck

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EmoDuck,

Junkie coffee: Snort a line of ground coffee, inject some hot water into your forearm

EmoDuck,

Hate it when I order a Ristretto but the waiter brings an espresso. Great, now I am 5% more energized than I wanted to be

EmoDuck,

OP noticed the weirdly flat looking lamp

EmoDuck,

No, the government will beam harmful rays into your eyes that make them hurt and force you to look away. Wake up, sheeple

EmoDuck,

How’s he in bed? Is he a top or a bottom

EmoDuck,

My dog tore up the remote so we were forced to use the roku app to control the tv.

Force your dog to watch ads as a punishment

EmoDuck,

No, they got a table for 13 people but decided to all sit on one side for when the picture was taken. Look at how crowded it is.

Source: I worked at that restaurant when Jesus came though. Terrible tipper, got what was coming for him

EmoDuck, (edited )

Classic case of survivorship bias

People back in the day had just as much terrible advice as we have today, it’s just that the only one that survived long enough to survive to the present day is the really good advice

But to answer the question, anything related to the ingestion of mercury

EmoDuck,

Vegetables could also be grown in ones garden. My grandma kept her WWII garden until the 90s

EmoDuck,

This is a DC only household

EmoDuck,

I don’t, I’m actually Amish. I’m writing to you from a steam powered thinking machine

EmoDuck,

Common misconception, it’s actually called Bad Gateway because Gateway has historically been a spa town

EmoDuck,

I’m more impressed by that fact that if either runs perfectly silent or that your house has perfect sound insulation

EmoDuck,

In this economy?

EmoDuck,

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/-ussy

Secret service agents moments after the 1981 assassination attempt of Ronald Reagan. (lemmy.world)

Excerpt: On this day in 1981, President Ronald Reagan was shot in the chest at the side entrance of the Washington Hilton on Connecticut Avenue by John Hinckley Jr. Reagan was walking to his limousine after a speech to AFL-CIO leaders when Hinckley, 25, who was standing among a group of reporters, fired six shots, hitting Reagan...

EmoDuck,

Ando now he does music on YouTube. John Hinckley I mean, not Reagan

EmoDuck,

People are so obsessed with the doneness that they forget to give their steak a proper crust

EmoDuck,

Counterargument: xkcd.com/927/

EmoDuck,

Ffs it’s only a Coat if Arms if it’s from the arms region of France. Otherwise it’s just a sparkling jacket

EmoDuck,

To be fair, smoking doesn’t kill you. It’s the cancer that does

EmoDuck,

Are you trying to jaslight me?

EmoDuck,

Spoken like a man who’s never set a horse on fire

EmoDuck,

What’s the procedure then? Arrest, pressing charges, payments or other punishment I (blissfully ignorantly) assume

EmoDuck,

Well, that’s what you get for being a menace to society, you punk

EmoDuck,

John, lasagna isn’t cat food and your cat is morbidly obese

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