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EmperorHenry, to lemmyshitpost in oh snap.
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I power blasted diarrhea a lot in my day.

Now I power blast giant turds and I fart way more…I owe it to a high fiber diet.

EmperorHenry, to memes in How I like my pi
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adguard DNS on a VPN router is pretty good too.

EmperorHenry, to memes in It's just a coffee
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Piracy is wrong and immoral! You should never use mullvad or proton with port forwarding off to pirate things!

EmperorHenry, to memes in Got Promotion
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fight smarter, not harder.

EmperorHenry, to lemmyshitpost in Target acquired
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He’s going to need ear protection too, otherwise half the reason for him being helpful, his extremely good hearing, isn’t going to last long.

EmperorHenry, (edited ) to lemmybewholesome in Moms are the best
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You’re an adult and your mom still hasn’t been able to retire? What a shitty country this is.

EmperorHenry, to lemmyshitpost in Piers Morgan gets owned
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Obama pretended that flint Michigan’s water was safe to drink.

That alone is enough to show you how much of a scumbag he is

EmperorHenry, to asklemmy in Can anyone recommend a countertop microwave with a SILENT DOOR?
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I just tell my microwave to be quiet, I have to ask very politely

EmperorHenry, to lemmyshitpost in Venus by Tuesday
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Al Gore and many others said there wouldn’t be any ice at all in the polar regions by 2013.

Obviously climate change it happening, but the computer models they keep showing have been proven to be bullshit over and over.

EmperorHenry, to lemmyshitpost in If only there was a GOOD fish with a gun to save them!
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No, that’s what every crazy person in every country does.

EmperorHenry, to memes in Everything I need is still in in the old settings windows that haven't changed in 23 years
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I wanted to open “devices and printers” and it opened some bullshit in the settings app and it didn’t tell me the model of PC I have, then I clicked on “more information” or something like that and it opened the old “devices and printers” like I wanted in the first place.

Not all new things are good, Microsoft. Don’t fix what isn’t broken. I know new features make the shareholders jizz in their pants, but I want my system to continue working the way I need it to work. I’ve had to go out and get quite a few third party apps just to get around all the bullshit you keep changing for no reason.

EmperorHenry, to memes in I think we've been had
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Fuck the British!

the land of unnecessary vowels and speech impairment that’s called an accent.

Water isn’t pronounced Wah-tah. Wrath isn’t pronounced WROTH. A flashlight isn’t a torch. Soda isn’t “fizzy pop” “fizzy pop” sounds like a euphemism for semen.

EmperorHenry, to memes in We vibing 😌
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I don’t understand this meme

EmperorHenry, to memes in Let me load it
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I like this. I’ve done that a lot

EmperorHenry, to piracy in Film studios demand IP addresses of people who discussed piracy on Reddit
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You ain’t gonna get mine, you fuckers.

Proton VPN with port forwarding turned off…Or Mullvad with quantum secure encryption…whichever you want.

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