Evil_Shrubbery

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Evil_Shrubbery,

TIL not all developed nations do this

Evil_Shrubbery,

Lul the what? Strip lights for low beam? Not just for daytime running lights (drl)? That sounds … terrible.

Evil_Shrubbery,

Someone once introduced their gf literally saying "We are in a relationship" - it’s sounds awkward/clunky but I didn’t even notice that, it didn’t make me think for a moment, its precise, short, and above all clear. I appreciate direct communication way more than ‘what sounds nice’.

Evil_Shrubbery,

The rocks are quiet because the trees are listening.

Evil_Shrubbery,

Idk, I always thought that about 1 asshole per human was a good ratio to have, it’s a proven design

Evil_Shrubbery,

Beef? Pork? To Soylent Green factory with all of yous!

(But not really, the opposite actually, start multiplying already)

Evil_Shrubbery,

Definitely more than one animal per human, animals are cool!

Evil_Shrubbery,

For now :'(

Evil_Shrubbery,

I love it here, lemmings are such a good niche of humanity!

Evil_Shrubbery,

I’ll run them both in VMs on my Hanna Montana Linux

Evil_Shrubbery,

I mean, I actually did get that impression, quite content too.

Evil_Shrubbery,

And her jacket, so tight & puffy at the same time, love it

Evil_Shrubbery,

Ngl, feels like a Storm Ruler boss, go find the sword in the CIA office near by

Evil_Shrubbery,

Meet the love of your life and then imagine taking

Evil_Shrubbery,

Idk, I’ve been running on emergency auxiliary power, even diverting power from life support, for years now. Lights are getting dimmer now.

Obviously I lack a built-in charging capability, so taking the batteries out just means shutting down before replacing them with new ones.

But others are suggesting cocaine. It supposedly boosts you lithium ions (I assume), and also postpones the memory effect of, em, li-ion batteries.

Evil_Shrubbery,

Don’t hurt me, no more

Evil_Shrubbery,

Instant hug first, question dogs ability to speak (and it’s eyes) later.

Evil_Shrubbery,

If afterlife isn’t just some cruel joke … well, slap me around & call me Phusy Sissy

Evil_Shrubbery,

I’m in this picture (not god) and for once it doesn’t feel that bad.

Evil_Shrubbery,

For good news like that I would let her keep the change!

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