ExLisper

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ExLisper,

What are you going to do about it, asshole?

ExLisper, (edited )

In the Netflix show Unorthodox there’s a scene where a girl wants to go out but bunch of neighbours standing at the exit tell her that eruv is broken so she has to go back to her apartment and leave her bags. There’s no explanation given but I’ve read about the eruv thing in the past so I knew what’s going on. I felt smart.

ExLisper,

What? Your fridge can jump on beds?

ExLisper,

Sorry to break it to you but I also attented BYU and soaking was totally a thing, we just never invited you.

ExLisper,

Haha true

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ExLisper,

I happened about 20 years ago. I would be nice if it become a meme though.

ExLisper,

Sure, I guess I just imagined it will be easy to find people to cum in their mouths later in my life so I simply ignored this one random opportunity. Had I known how much time will I have to wait to actually cum in someone’s mouth… And how difficult it is to find a random person offering this. It pretty much never happens.

ExLisper,

All of them ;)

ExLisper,

London would be in Central Europe.

ExLisper,

Is 9-11 some Canadian 7-11?

ExLisper,

He wishes there was such an easy fix for two planes flying into skyscrapers.

ExLisper,

Dental is tricky in many countries. It’s delicate, easy to go wrong and very often painful. In Poland I used to do simple things like fillings using public insurance and I’ve heard many times that I’m crazy and for sure they will fuck it up. I think it’s simply because it’s it expensive and will go wrong people will think it was inevitable. But if it’s free and goes wrong people will say it’s because it was free. So in my experience even if public insurance covers dental people tend to avoid it.

ExLisper,

What if AI will start contributing to the kernel end ends including AI there?

ExLisper,

I remember when I used to keep my fully configured distros below 700MB so I could just dump it all to a CD as a backup. Good days.

ExLisper,

Relax people, of course it’s fake. It’s a joke.

ExLisper, (edited )

WTF? This is so fucked up. This is not were duck’s feet go, this is where wings go. The dick goes exactly in the right place though.

ExLisper,

I bet her parents’ childhood Chinese take out was just called ‘Wok’.

ExLisper,

Because tree falling in forest doesn’t make a sound or something like that. You ever only hear about the ones that are promoted for clicks on the internet. I’m sure the are hundredths of grandpas that texted the wrong person, became friends and never bragged about it on Instagram.

ExLisper,

True story: some newspaper in Poland organize a competition for the weirdest name. The guy who won had last name of ‘Zyc or Cyc’ (in polish, of course). Basically when his grandfather was registering his name some guy couldn’t read it or something so he put ‘Zyc or Cyc’ and it stayed like this in the documents.

According to this guy when police would stop him and try to write a ticket they would get confused and ask him which one was it? He would say that maybe they shouldn’t write anything because their boss will they they’re stupid or something. They would usually let him go.

Why Even Your Local Grocery Store Wants Your Digital Data (www.youtube.com)

I honestly feel defeated right now, it feels like currently it’s impossible to truly stay private online unless one is willing to move to a cabin in the woods with no internet and you stop using tech all together and truly become a ghost and stay offline. Can someone help me feel like everything I am currently doing is...

ExLisper,

My take is that they don’t track you for fun. They track you to sell you shit. Most people buy what they see in ads and believe fake promotions so this is a good business model.

Best way to stay out is not to hide absolutely everything. It’s to block ads and don’t buy so much stuff. Obviously don’t give out data you don’t have to, block trackers, use privacy tools. But don’t feel bad if some data gets out. You will never block everything and a lot of it is not that important if you’re not playing the game.

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