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Fixbeat,

Who are you, sweety?

Fixbeat,

Sounds like there was a parrot 🦜 incident.

Fixbeat,

Business apps at work? Shocking!

Fixbeat,

Maybe seeing a naked guy picking up dogshit with his hands sparked their imagination.🤩

Fixbeat,

Since you don’t know what it’s like to work there, it’s a dumb question. The only thing you can really comment on is the business side of things. They either do cool stuff or they don’t. If they don’t you have to lie and say how stoked you are to make their boring products.

Fixbeat,

I’m not sure how to feel about I fvcked your mom jokes.

Fixbeat,

Keep that removed away from your foundation!

Fixbeat,

How to avoid going on dates 101.

Fixbeat,

Hand banana?

Fixbeat,

Is that a drumstick or a wing?

Fixbeat,

And a pet…that pet will die if this is a horror movie.

Fixbeat,

Remember, they used to prescribe real drugs instead of placebo bullshit. Those were the good old days.

Fixbeat,

I think you’re right, but too lazy to confirm.

Fixbeat,

Chapter 2: But seriously, try sleeping.

Fixbeat,

Now now, he’s got purdy new teeth these days as a celebrity.

Fixbeat,

At least they are thoughtful gifts relevant to you. I get gift cards or socks that took zero effort.

Fixbeat,

Same advice for billionaires.

Fixbeat,

Rude!

Fixbeat,

I just ask ChatGPT these days.

Fixbeat,

Avocados 🥑 are pricey…but you need to eat the toast to keep up your cred.

Fixbeat,

Good way to choke, but carry on.

Fixbeat,

I enjoy destroying the toilet with a putrid pressurized ass-spray.

Fixbeat,

Paging Mike Hunt!

Fixbeat,

+man-boobs.

Fixbeat,

I care so little that I made a meme about it. I care so little that I don’t even know what you are talking about.

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