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Fixbeat,

Business apps at work? Shocking!

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I think you’re right, but too lazy to confirm.

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I’m not sure how to feel about I fvcked your mom jokes.

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Hand banana?

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Since you don’t know what it’s like to work there, it’s a dumb question. The only thing you can really comment on is the business side of things. They either do cool stuff or they don’t. If they don’t you have to lie and say how stoked you are to make their boring products.

Fixbeat,

And a pet…that pet will die if this is a horror movie.

Fixbeat,

How to avoid going on dates 101.

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Keep that removed away from your foundation!

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Chapter 2: But seriously, try sleeping.

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Who are you, sweety?

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I care so little that I made a meme about it. I care so little that I don’t even know what you are talking about.

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Maybe seeing a naked guy picking up dogshit with his hands sparked their imagination.🤩

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I enjoy destroying the toilet with a putrid pressurized ass-spray.

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Avocados 🥑 are pricey…but you need to eat the toast to keep up your cred.

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Rude!

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At least they are thoughtful gifts relevant to you. I get gift cards or socks that took zero effort.

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Sounds like there was a parrot 🦜 incident.

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Is that a drumstick or a wing?

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Same advice for billionaires.

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Now now, he’s got purdy new teeth these days as a celebrity.

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I just ask ChatGPT these days.

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Good way to choke, but carry on.

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Paging Mike Hunt!

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Remember, they used to prescribe real drugs instead of placebo bullshit. Those were the good old days.

Fixbeat,

+man-boobs.

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