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Fixbeat,

This reminds me of the scorpion and the frog.

Fixbeat,

Carrying 5 people in comfort while towing a trailer as well?

Fixbeat,

My point is that these vehicles are not equivalent, but feel free to haul your family around in that midget truck.

Fixbeat,

But good thing you are there to tell people what they need.

Fixbeat,

Minivans can haul about 3500lbs, which might work for some situations.

Fixbeat,

Jaundice Pete, probably.

Fixbeat,

Is that ajit pai? Lol

Fixbeat,

That’s why you need a Neurolink so that they can make sure that you are thoughtfully considering each ad.

Fixbeat,

Vigorous hand job: the best kind. Kudos, David.

Fixbeat,

Ghouls can’t smile.

Fixbeat,

How the fuck would I know?

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But, raisins are made of grapes, and grapes are great.

Fixbeat,

Skeletor sure is expressive for a skull.

Fixbeat,

Humans : challenge accepted.

Fixbeat,

Girls bad, boys good!

Fixbeat,

Fighting similar shit right now. I need admin rights frequently.

Fixbeat,

Are you twirling your mustache?

Fixbeat,

My SO does. Their feet are always hot and they sleep with their feet out. Mine are always cold so I wear sock always.

Fixbeat,

…or it’s an old fart and they “help” by being a condescending grumpy asshole.

Fixbeat,

How does this work? Does he stretch your lungs or graft cadaver lungs on to yours? Maybe edits your dna??

Fixbeat,

Just say no. The cashier doesn’t need your snark.

Fixbeat,

Well, a few of us have figs and orgies…not the ones doing the work, oddly.

Fixbeat,

If you drink water with your booze (like alternating), your morning will be easier

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