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FlyingSquid,
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Paul would disagree.

FlyingSquid,
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Tell that to Christians. They venerate him and all of his bigotry.

FlyingSquid,
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Which ones reject the books of the Bible written by Paul?

FlyingSquid,
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“I did do my own research, and that’s how I came to this conclusion.”

They often don’t have a good response to that.

FlyingSquid,
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I would think that no matter where it’s coming from, falling into the ocean in Fort Wayne would be a neat trick.

FlyingSquid,
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Congratulations, you got me. The Appalachians don’t go all the way across the entire North American continent. I apologize for daring to make such a suggestion.

FlyingSquid,
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For non-Americans, Fort Wayne is very, very far from the ocean. Like a long distance, then over a huge mountain range and then another long distance.

FlyingSquid,
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I didn’t make that sort of threat or anything, but I sure as hell got mad when my wife did something like 8 snoozes one morning when I got to sleep in. Being half asleep and angry really sucks. Thankfully, she never did it again.

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What’s really crazy is that there are stores that specialize in Christmas stuff and are open year-round. Who’s going to those in April?

FlyingSquid,
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My only legacy is… um…

I’m sick so I’m drinking so much Gatorade that I’m single-handedly keeping the company afloat?

FlyingSquid,
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The Onion is lapped by reality once again.

FlyingSquid,
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I know it’s the onion. It’s also reality.

FlyingSquid,
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That’s funny, people call me that who don’t even know me and my name isn’t Kevin!

FlyingSquid,
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He didn’t even get to see any pretty colors before he died? Lame frog.

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It would have been more uplifting if he had been gored.

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