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www.whatfontis.com

Figures out what the font is from an uploaded image. I’ve used it multiple times.

FlyingSquid,
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That’s the best use of this meme I’ve ever seen. Bravo.

This fast food order kiosk accepts cash (mander.xyz)

All the McD*nalds in my area have been upgraded with order kiosks. Regardless of all the controversy around self-checkout, and minimum wage, and automation taking our jobs, I personally love them. I can take my sweet time composing my order, I can see the full selection (such as it is), I can see pictures and prices clearly...

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All these people saying they don’t use cash… do you never buy weed? Jeez.

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I’ve seen that on Lemmy many times. “I’m in Europe and we only have tap to pay and contactless pay and psychic powers to pay and it’s been that way for the last 700 years.”

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You’re going to eat McDonalds food.

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Nah, fuck that. I’m eccentric now. What’s a rich guy going to do about it?

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This is what happens when cops are in charge of their own social media.

FlyingSquid,
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Whatever king it was had really big feet though.

FlyingSquid,
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I’m not a number, I’m a free man!

FlyingSquid,
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The anaerobics got what they deserved! Hail Oxygen!

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I’m really worried about the day my wife’s older Christian relatives find out my daughter is queer. The younger ones will probably be fine with it, but the older ones will pitch a fit. They’ll blame me because I’m a Jew.

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Yeah, it’s not even worth getting into it with them. They won’t change their minds. They’re stuck in their bigoted ways. My wife’s great-aunt came to us crying before our wedding because we didn’t accept Jesus into our hearts.

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I just know her grandmother and her aunt will love her no matter what and those are the two important older people in that side of the family. The rest can fuck off and she won’t care.

FlyingSquid,
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Or Dalmatians. They will eat until they can’t eat anymore and then puke and then eat some more.

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FlyingSquid,
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Yes, that’s why it’s between the sidewalk and the grass.

…I’ll see myself out.

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I felt that way about the videos I used to make, but then people watched and commented and I had to deal with that shit and meh. Now I don’t have to worry about being creative and I like it more.

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You didn’t know that’s what they did in their spare time?

FlyingSquid,
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Kliban was an absolute genius. I have every collection available of his comics, but there are tons that were never collected. The only place I’ve found them being archived is a Facebook group.

FlyingSquid,
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I was totally with you for the first six words.

FlyingSquid,
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Do you think he’ll come back with human legs like a negative Darth Maul?

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I asked it to do Bob Ross painting C-3PO and it did this to me.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/7936b499-3d33-4c0a-aaeb-87541034f80c.png

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