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I’m really worried about the day my wife’s older Christian relatives find out my daughter is queer. The younger ones will probably be fine with it, but the older ones will pitch a fit. They’ll blame me because I’m a Jew.

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Yeah, it’s not even worth getting into it with them. They won’t change their minds. They’re stuck in their bigoted ways. My wife’s great-aunt came to us crying before our wedding because we didn’t accept Jesus into our hearts.

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I just know her grandmother and her aunt will love her no matter what and those are the two important older people in that side of the family. The rest can fuck off and she won’t care.

FlyingSquid,
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Yes, that’s why it’s between the sidewalk and the grass.

…I’ll see myself out.

FlyingSquid,
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Or Dalmatians. They will eat until they can’t eat anymore and then puke and then eat some more.

FlyingSquid,
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I was totally with you for the first six words.

FlyingSquid,
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www.whatfontis.com

Figures out what the font is from an uploaded image. I’ve used it multiple times.

FlyingSquid,
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Whatever king it was had really big feet though.

FlyingSquid,
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This is what happens when cops are in charge of their own social media.

FlyingSquid,
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The anaerobics got what they deserved! Hail Oxygen!

FlyingSquid,
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I’m not a number, I’m a free man!

FlyingSquid,
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Cody Johnson put it very well when he talked about how movie executives saw that Barbie was a smart and funny movie with a good message and decided that meant they needed to make more movies about Mattel toys.

Executives don’t even like movies very much. They just want to make money and they do whatever they think will make money, not make good movies.

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I always love Cody’s Showdy.

This fast food order kiosk accepts cash (mander.xyz)

All the McD*nalds in my area have been upgraded with order kiosks. Regardless of all the controversy around self-checkout, and minimum wage, and automation taking our jobs, I personally love them. I can take my sweet time composing my order, I can see the full selection (such as it is), I can see pictures and prices clearly...

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I’ve seen that on Lemmy many times. “I’m in Europe and we only have tap to pay and contactless pay and psychic powers to pay and it’s been that way for the last 700 years.”

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All these people saying they don’t use cash… do you never buy weed? Jeez.

FlyingSquid,
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You’re going to eat McDonalds food.

FlyingSquid,
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I felt that way about the videos I used to make, but then people watched and commented and I had to deal with that shit and meh. Now I don’t have to worry about being creative and I like it more.

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My dog would do it. She’s evil. She has murdered many small animals and then uses their corpses as toys before eating parts of them and leaving the rest to rot.

She once found a nest of baby bunnies in the yard and slurped them all up like spaghetti as we watched in horror.

We love her, but she’s very definitely evil.

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My mom has a type of Chinese Crested with a full coat of long hair and she’s a very pretty dog. A very sweet dog too. I’m still mad that my mom got her from a breeder, but I can’t deny that she is a pretty and sweet little dog.

This one isn’t my mom’s dog, but it’s similar:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/33abd822-66c3-438f-8ca9-b04e67deb568.png

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I had a friend with a cat that would climb onto your lap and sit there and pur and then, at a random time, bite your hand and run away. True evil.

FlyingSquid,
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Yep. She violently shakes her toys to “kill” them all the time too. I’ve seen her do it to break a critter’s neck the same way.

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And your medical degree is from what institution?

FlyingSquid,
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You were basically a slave in 2019, weren’t you? In chains and forced to pick cotton. How you suffered.

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