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FlyingSquid,
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Hang in there. You will, because to do otherwise would mean falling to your death and you cling tenaciously to life.

FlyingSquid,
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The last thing I said before going under general anesthesia a couple of weeks ago was “I don’t think it’s working.” Because I’m a fucking genius.

FlyingSquid,
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I was just put under a couple of weeks ago and they didn’t ask me to count down. And it also took longer than that.

FlyingSquid,
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Does the little pizza on the three-legged table come with an even smaller three-legged table?

FlyingSquid,
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As someone who has spent plenty of time looking at stock photos- this isn’t even close to as messed up as they can get.

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FlyingSquid,
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When I was a kid, the local public library had braille Playboys, which was always a joke, but considering they had amazing fiction and interviews, maybe it shouldn’t have been.

FlyingSquid,
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Who are the 8.4% of my fellow Hoosiers who don’t think they live in the midwest and where do they think they live?

FlyingSquid,
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Where exactly is Chicago located? In terms of the country as a whole?

FlyingSquid,
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I sometimes let my dog sniff random things I grab from the living room table. She seems to enjoy it.

FlyingSquid,
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I got a package today and I had to practically pry one of my dogs off of it because he was so interested in it. It wasn’t for him.

FlyingSquid,
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My cat is also a dog. And a second dog. We are legion.

FlyingSquid,
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That’s fine. If Mexico gets into financial trouble, it can just sell its two golden arches.

FlyingSquid,
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I asked it to do Bob Ross painting C-3PO and it did this to me.

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FlyingSquid,
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Do you think he’ll come back with human legs like a negative Darth Maul?

FlyingSquid,
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You didn’t know that’s what they did in their spare time?

FlyingSquid,
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Kliban was an absolute genius. I have every collection available of his comics, but there are tons that were never collected. The only place I’ve found them being archived is a Facebook group.

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Nah, fuck that. I’m eccentric now. What’s a rich guy going to do about it?

FlyingSquid,
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That’s the best use of this meme I’ve ever seen. Bravo.

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