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Poor experiment. He didn’t find out what pollen allergies the plant might have had.

FlyingSquid,
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With this sort of talent, the kid is sure to get a grant.

FlyingSquid,
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How can 1 person use 4 plates and 12 forks before dinner in 1 day!?! How!

Don’t judge me!

FlyingSquid,
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What, and bend down?

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No, but if you want to make it rich in the Star Wars galaxy, be a cloak salesman. You will never go out of business selling cloaks in that galaxy.

FlyingSquid,
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I watched that yesterday and I don’t have the heart to stop giving chocolate to my daughter, but I don’t know that I’ll be eating it any longer.

FlyingSquid,
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I love that book and the movie is not bad either. I keep trying to get people to read it, but they’re never interested.

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Definitely do not watch it if you want to keep eating chocolate.

FlyingSquid,
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I didn’t go from looking like I’m 25 to looking like I’m 65 in 20 years. Maybe you did.

FlyingSquid,
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I was hoping for more about trade negotiations.

FlyingSquid,
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Indeed. And it’s celery, not broccoli, although five’s celery wasn’t usually so leafy.

FlyingSquid,
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But what moisture farmers have time to book an appointment on a medical ship when it happens to be in the area (or a quick light jump away)?

Maybe moisture farming is really easy. Maybe Luke spent like three hours a day moisture farming and the rest of the time bullseyeing womp rats in his T16. That’s probably why he’s such a good pilot.

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Patrick Stewart was People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive despite being bald. Frakes never got that cover. I’m just saying.

Also, Picard was able to string Beverly along for years through his charm alone.

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I told my wife and daughter today that I wouldn’t be eating chocolate anymore and when I asked why, I said, “I’ll tell you, but only if you want me to ruin chocolate for you forever.” They opted not to know.

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I don’t know that life on Empire-era Tatooine was quite as bad as life as a woman in Taliban-controlled Afghanistan, but maybe.

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You just had to remind us of that scene, didn’t you?

FlyingSquid,
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Username doesn’t check out.

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They arrest people for poaching. If they don’t just shoot them.

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Reminds me of a place I worked for in the 90s. We were the premiere catalog of contemporary radio drama in the country. It was niche, but doing okay. One day, this company comes up to us and says that they’re starting a satellite radio network and if we work on a commission basis, the company will make a lot of money. Only about five people worked there and we all begged and pleaded with the owner to take the offer, but he was nuts and kept saying things like, “there’s GOT to be a catch!” So he ended up passing.

Yes, that was Sirius, which became XM.

Fucking moron.

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How do you go through life and not recognize Cookie Monster when you see him?

Me very sad for you.

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I like WFH but I hated being a house-husband. WFH gives me something to do more than cleaning and cooking and childcare.

FlyingSquid,
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Believe it or not, cooking, cleaning and childcare full time doesn’t really leave you with much energy to play games, let alone contribute to open source or read academic papers.

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