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FlyingSquid,
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Clever? No. Factual? Yes. Keep proving what a nice guy you are though.

FlyingSquid,
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Username doesn’t check out.

FlyingSquid,
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They arrest people for poaching. If they don’t just shoot them.

FlyingSquid,
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That’s where the mouse lives. And it sleeps in a bed made out of a matchbox.

FlyingSquid,
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I use more than one dish and one fork, so that would probably be too small for me.

FlyingSquid,
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You know what pissed me off earlier this year? We took a trip from the U.S. to Canada and my Prius didn’t even have the option to show kmph instead of mph on the dashboard. We looked through the manual, we looked online. My specific model doesn’t allow it. Why?!

FlyingSquid,
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Look. All of you people complaining about the 4:3 screen.

THAT’S WHAT WE HAD IN THE 80S AND WE LIKED IT THAT WAY.

Stupid kids. Get off my lawn.

FlyingSquid,
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Believe it or not, cooking, cleaning and childcare full time doesn’t really leave you with much energy to play games, let alone contribute to open source or read academic papers.

FlyingSquid,
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I like WFH but I hated being a house-husband. WFH gives me something to do more than cleaning and cooking and childcare.

FlyingSquid,
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Definitely do not watch it if you want to keep eating chocolate.

FlyingSquid,
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I love that book and the movie is not bad either. I keep trying to get people to read it, but they’re never interested.

FlyingSquid,
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I watched that yesterday and I don’t have the heart to stop giving chocolate to my daughter, but I don’t know that I’ll be eating it any longer.

FlyingSquid,
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No, but if you want to make it rich in the Star Wars galaxy, be a cloak salesman. You will never go out of business selling cloaks in that galaxy.

FlyingSquid,
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I didn’t go from looking like I’m 25 to looking like I’m 65 in 20 years. Maybe you did.

FlyingSquid,
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So this is a 21 Jump Street scenario, except with medicine?

FlyingSquid,
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Also, they got moonshine.

FlyingSquid,
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I always wanted to hear the original version where he sings about how they strip mined all of that away for the coal and it now looks like something out of Mad Max.

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Reminds me of a place I worked for in the 90s. We were the premiere catalog of contemporary radio drama in the country. It was niche, but doing okay. One day, this company comes up to us and says that they’re starting a satellite radio network and if we work on a commission basis, the company will make a lot of money. Only about five people worked there and we all begged and pleaded with the owner to take the offer, but he was nuts and kept saying things like, “there’s GOT to be a catch!” So he ended up passing.

Yes, that was Sirius, which became XM.

Fucking moron.

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Ok, fair.

FlyingSquid,
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Cardboard tubes aren’t light sabers, they’re trumpets. Everyone knows that. Jeez.

FlyingSquid,
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You just had to remind us of that scene, didn’t you?

FlyingSquid,
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The big one is okay most of the time. The little one is basically made of zooms, so when he wakes up, it goes- jump off the bed, zoom through the house, then jump back on the bed again and repeat that until I get fed up and get up.

FlyingSquid,
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Don’t bother the man until he finishes his popsicle.

FlyingSquid,
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How do you go through life and not recognize Cookie Monster when you see him?

Me very sad for you.

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