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FlyingSquid,
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So this is a 21 Jump Street scenario, except with medicine?

FlyingSquid,
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Also, they got moonshine.

FlyingSquid,
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I always wanted to hear the original version where he sings about how they strip mined all of that away for the coal and it now looks like something out of Mad Max.

FlyingSquid,
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Does the little pizza on the three-legged table come with an even smaller three-legged table?

FlyingSquid,
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I use more than one dish and one fork, so that would probably be too small for me.

FlyingSquid,
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That’s where the mouse lives. And it sleeps in a bed made out of a matchbox.

FlyingSquid,
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No, but if you want to make it rich in the Star Wars galaxy, be a cloak salesman. You will never go out of business selling cloaks in that galaxy.

FlyingSquid,
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I watched that yesterday and I don’t have the heart to stop giving chocolate to my daughter, but I don’t know that I’ll be eating it any longer.

FlyingSquid,
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I love that book and the movie is not bad either. I keep trying to get people to read it, but they’re never interested.

FlyingSquid,
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Clever? No. Factual? Yes. Keep proving what a nice guy you are though.

FlyingSquid,
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Reminds me of a place I worked for in the 90s. We were the premiere catalog of contemporary radio drama in the country. It was niche, but doing okay. One day, this company comes up to us and says that they’re starting a satellite radio network and if we work on a commission basis, the company will make a lot of money. Only about five people worked there and we all begged and pleaded with the owner to take the offer, but he was nuts and kept saying things like, “there’s GOT to be a catch!” So he ended up passing.

Yes, that was Sirius, which became XM.

Fucking moron.

FlyingSquid,
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You just had to remind us of that scene, didn’t you?

FlyingSquid,
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Most senior? Gen X here. I got my porn from the Internet too. Just before the web existed. We used Usenet and Gopher.

FlyingSquid,
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Yep. 46 years old here and agree 100%. I find them gratuitous and awkward in a standard show or movie. And I have no problem with porn.

FlyingSquid,
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Look. All of you people complaining about the 4:3 screen.

THAT’S WHAT WE HAD IN THE 80S AND WE LIKED IT THAT WAY.

Stupid kids. Get off my lawn.

FlyingSquid,
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How do you go through life and not recognize Cookie Monster when you see him?

Me very sad for you.

FlyingSquid,
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Ok, fair.

FlyingSquid,
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Cardboard tubes aren’t light sabers, they’re trumpets. Everyone knows that. Jeez.

FlyingSquid,
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My bedtime is 8 pm. I have dogs that wake me up at 4 am. Also, I’ve gotten old.

FlyingSquid,
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The big one is okay most of the time. The little one is basically made of zooms, so when he wakes up, it goes- jump off the bed, zoom through the house, then jump back on the bed again and repeat that until I get fed up and get up.

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Don’t bother the man until he finishes his popsicle.

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