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FlyingSquid, to piracy in Where can I find audiobooks?
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FlyingSquid, to lemmyshitpost in I suspect it will be to do it again out back...
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And think of the story the park rangers will be able to tell when they call in an ambulance because you were shitting outside and got bitten in the ass by a snake!

FlyingSquid, (edited ) to risa in If X was a sandwich: Spock
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Is the chipotle his human half?

FlyingSquid, to historyporn in OJ Simpson freeway chase, 1994
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I’m sure people will downvote me for this, but…

I remember my parents glued to the TV at the time and I, at 16, said, “who gives a shit? It’s just a football player.” And then there was the trial and my parents watched it every day and laughed at the Dancing Judge Itos on Leno and I said, “who gives a shit? It’s just a football player.” I mean yes, it’s a miscarriage of justice that he got let off when he was so obviously guilty, but that’s what happens when you can afford really expensive lawyers.

I have never understood why people are so obsessed with it. The only time I ever even think of it is when someone claims that “X is innocent because the court found him innocent” and I ask the person if that means OJ is innocent.

FlyingSquid, to lemmyshitpost in 'Dad, Where do chicken strips come from?'
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A chicken can’t wear a G-string. Where do you stick the bills?

FlyingSquid, to lemmyshitpost in Aliens decide to communicate with us
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Hey, the aliens want to communicate through a sarcastic misanthrope… well, I can’t say I’d blame them.

FlyingSquid, to lemmyshitpost in That escalated quickly 😬
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The Five Stages of DuoLingo.

FlyingSquid, to lemmyshitpost in Danke meme
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FlyingSquid, to lemmyshitpost in Humans Against Shitting
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If I had three wishes, one of them would be to never need to use the bathroom again.

FlyingSquid, to asklemmy in What has been the best thing that has happened to you so far?
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My daughter. Although she has a lot of issues and it has been a very hard road, she has made me a better person and a less angry person. She is definitely by far the best thing that ever happened to me. My biggest fear is outliving her.

FlyingSquid, to memes in No take backs?
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What happens if you take both the red pill and the blue pill at the same time?

FlyingSquid, to lemmyshitpost in Someone didn't think out the implications.
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Slavery may have been abolished, but as politics proves, you can buy anyone in the United States.

FlyingSquid, to asklemmy in So, who or what ruined Christmas this year?
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Well… you asked…

I’m not a fan of Christmas anyway. However-

I have not eaten solid food since August (I live on Ensure and Gatorade) and dry heaved every morning. The latter is in the past because, after months of trying to figure out what is causing this, I had my gallbladder out last Thursday and the heaving has stopped. But I still can’t eat and almost any food smell really disgusts me.

I mean the presents were nice, but between the surgery pain, the itching from where they shaved my entire stomach, the lack of eating, the not wanting to smell any Christmas food, and the general lack of energy… it wasn’t a good Christmas.

Please no pity party.

FlyingSquid, to risa in He is small and pointless
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I believe his point is being in way too many episodes before being dropped and forgotten about for years.

FlyingSquid, to lemmyshitpost in NASA has some explaining to do
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I don’t know what’s real anymore…

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