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FlyingSquid, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in Get in the zone! There’s no such thing as too stupid anymore.
There’s no such thing as too stupid anymore.
FlyingSquid, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in Spread the word! I know we have rules, damn it! I’m a mod! Banned for life. And also for posting that massive gif. Damn!
I know we have rules, damn it! I’m a mod!
Banned for life. And also for posting that massive gif. Damn!
FlyingSquid, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in Okay, okay, you talked me into coffee. Have you ever heard of anyone getting attacked by a raptor in a coffee shop?
Have you ever heard of anyone getting attacked by a raptor in a coffee shop?
FlyingSquid, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in Trust the leprechauns You don’t need to go to school if you understand things like 10 is smaller than 2 because rainbow!
You don’t need to go to school if you understand things like 10 is smaller than 2 because rainbow!
FlyingSquid, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in Spread the word! Yay! I will drink port and pet two dogs!
Yay! I will drink port and pet two dogs!
FlyingSquid, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in Lmk I’ve long imagined what that must be like…
I’ve long imagined what that must be like…
FlyingSquid, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in Lmk I thought you died, Roger Whittaker.
I thought you died, Roger Whittaker.
FlyingSquid, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in Lmk I think I’ve… no, I’ve never done any of that before, sorry.
I think I’ve… no, I’ve never done any of that before, sorry.
FlyingSquid, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in Double Barrel I don’t know, I trust John Hodgman on this and many other things…
I don’t know, I trust John Hodgman on this and many other things…
FlyingSquid, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in 'We are splattered here today' “The tree got closer and closer and hit my car.”
“The tree got closer and closer and hit my car.”
FlyingSquid, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in Okay, okay, you talked me into coffee. There are other coffee shops.
There are other coffee shops.
FlyingSquid, 1 year ago to risa in Sisko Explains It All I’m not saying I didn’t masturbate thinking about Clarissa when I was a teenager in the 90s, but I didn’t not masturbate thinking about Clarissa when I was a teenager in the 90s. Too bad she’s a nutcase.
I’m not saying I didn’t masturbate thinking about Clarissa when I was a teenager in the 90s, but I didn’t not masturbate thinking about Clarissa when I was a teenager in the 90s.
Too bad she’s a nutcase.
FlyingSquid, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in Okay, okay, you talked me into coffee. I know, the real ones were the size of turkeys. I still wouldn’t want to run into one.
I know, the real ones were the size of turkeys. I still wouldn’t want to run into one.
FlyingSquid, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in Okay, okay, you talked me into coffee. They mean velociraptor, but they’re called raptors in Jurassic Park multiple times, so…
They mean velociraptor, but they’re called raptors in Jurassic Park multiple times, so…
FlyingSquid, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in Okay, okay, you talked me into coffee. Raptors are notoriously allergic to coffee.
Raptors are notoriously allergic to coffee.