Comments

This profile is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

FlyingSquid, to lemmyshitpost in Okay, okay, you talked me into coffee.
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

They would laugh as they ate your face.

FlyingSquid, to lemmyshitpost in Just to be preemptive: I know you hate me for this.
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

What did the 1080p TV say to the 4K TV?:

“UHD?”

FlyingSquid, to lemmyshitpost in Congratulations !
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

On the other hand, we don’t have the ‘water isn’t wet’ bot.

FlyingSquid, to lemmyshitpost in Congratulations !
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

That may be the only bot whose responding to me wouldn’t annoy me.

FlyingSquid, to lemmyshitpost in Unpopular opinion
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I think there is a happy medium between that and ‘we should never have left the oceans’ and that happy medium is ‘before nuclear fusion.’

FlyingSquid, to lemmyshitpost in Escaping the Oklahoma Duck Bowl
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

That’s how I first heard it, but this version became super popular for a while.

FlyingSquid, to lemmyshitpost in Escaping the Oklahoma Duck Bowl
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar
FlyingSquid, to lemmyshitpost in Escaping the Oklahoma Duck Bowl
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Which community were you thinking of? Asking for a friend.

FlyingSquid, to lemmyshitpost in How much for cuddles?
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

And then we watched Dana Carvey do an old man on SNL and whine and complain the whole time, “wah, wah, wah. I’m an old man. Laugh at me.”

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/463ebb48-d8ed-4c74-93c0-e32c02257d8e.png

And we liked it.

FlyingSquid, to lemmyshitpost in How much for cuddles?
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Yes.

FlyingSquid, to memes in Spices too
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

My mom was (and is) a terrible cook in many other ways, but the ‘I’m not making you anything with onions in it’ as a kid kind of sucked.

I’m just glad my grandmother was a good cook.

FlyingSquid, to comicstrips in Someone talk to me about Go (the board game). I'm in the process of learning it right now.
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

There is an incredible book called The Master of Go by Yasunari Kawabata, a Nobel-winning Japanese author. It’s based on the true story of a master-level Go game that took six months.

I know that doesn’t sound very interesting, but trust me. It really is.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Master_of_Go

FlyingSquid, to lemmyshitpost in Always slackin cause I'd rather be quackin
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I just wanna new duck.

FlyingSquid, to lemmyshitpost in We do kind of suck...
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Give me a chance!

FlyingSquid, to lemmyshitpost in Got this text. Seems legit, but I'm kind of suspicious.
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar
  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • localhost
  • All magazines
  • Loading…
    Loading the web debug toolbar…
    Attempt #