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FlyingSquid, to lemmyshitpost in life hacks
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Mmmm. Soggy toast.

FlyingSquid, to lemmyshitpost in Get to work, crackheads
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“1 crack please, Mr. Dealer, sir.”

FlyingSquid, to lemmyshitpost in Meow
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This is how boring it was to be a monk in the middle ages. You draw stuff like this in the margins when you aren’t painstakingly copying a Roman treatise on Aristotle’s Poetics.

FlyingSquid, to lemmyshitpost in Society beware
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I remember when it was a V for Vendetta Guy Fawkes mask. Times change, but laziness does not.

FlyingSquid, to lemmyshitpost in Society beware
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Be that role model.

FlyingSquid, to memes in I'm so good at time management that I hardly work at all
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I never thought about this before, but if I worked somewhere and they gave me an ‘employee of the month’ award, it would piss me off because it would make me feel like I was being a kissass somehow.

FlyingSquid, to memes in I'm so good at time management that I hardly work at all
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Literally every order at my last job bottlenecked through me. That meant that I got shit every time I dared to take time off because it meant one of the salespeople had to do my job and they didn’t even know how to do it well because our processes kept changing and only I was keeping up. I was paid dick despite that too. So glad to be away from that fucking job.

FlyingSquid, to memes in I'm so good at time management that I hardly work at all
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That’s why you develop the talent of looking busy while not doing shit.

FlyingSquid, to memes in I'm so good at time management that I hardly work at all
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At my last job, I would clock-watch like a kid in school and bolt out of there when it got to be 5. No fucking way was I staying there any longer than I had to.

FlyingSquid, to lemmyshitpost in I'm never lonely cuz i got these little guys with me :)
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I’ve always had them too and I think they’re just as pronounced now, but I rarely notice them. Of course, right now I can’t stop noticing them.

FlyingSquid, to lemmyshitpost in See? You still have a chance!
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People can walk across Brazil, up through Central America, through Mexico and cross the Rio Grande into the United States without any money. You’re just not trying hard enough.

FlyingSquid, to comicstrips in BEETHOVEN!
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I would love to know. I have a complete collection of his symphonies conducted by Bernstein on CD that I digitized and it’s wonderful.

FlyingSquid, to lemmyshitpost in See? You still have a chance!
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I don’t know, it kind of sounds exhausting.

FlyingSquid, to comicstrips in Unsolicited friend
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Oh they make it very clear what a magic cookie is earlier in the strip because it’s used for having hallucinations more than once. At one point, one of the characters eats one and another one crawls into his hallucination.

FlyingSquid, to memes in When I see The_Picard_Maneuver’s total combined post and comment score on his profile page
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